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Sarah! Baguettebrained Queervoid, "Painful and impressive"; Viscuntess of Snarkbich; Trans Furry Trash! she/her; 18+

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He's just lying about it.

07.03.2026 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That especially tracks since here he's explicitly describing anti-nazism as the direct opposite of what he wanted.

07.03.2026 00:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like this language has moved from "wanting to" to "actively intending" cause it sounds like trying to emulate wwii rhetoric about Japan.

06.03.2026 17:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They just always, always lie. It's never "i dont like this". It's "you are shoving this down my throat and also harming theoretical children somewhere."

06.03.2026 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Unconditional surrender"? Yeah he plans to nuke.

06.03.2026 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ditto playing the TMNT ttrpg. The key is that it can be as random as you want as long as everyone in the world does not treat it like a joke.

06.03.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The 90s street fighter ttrpg was so fun to make characters for for this reason.

We had a Dhalsim-inspired cyborg mosher, a Next of Kin-like special forces hillbilly, a guy who cooked for sumos bc he couldn't gain weight and used his giant turtle in fights, and a magic cowboy (Tex Arcana)

06.03.2026 15:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not that it would actually be any better, but they keep saying bathroom specifically and not locker room. And theyre saying they still imagine this 40+ years later. It's a complete confession.

06.03.2026 15:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ORDER NOW! CHAOS LATER!

06.03.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rahm, agreeing with Mike Huckabee that they're both predators

06.03.2026 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PT came in to do tests with my mom. She has a ponytail, clops her sneakers when leading leg lifts, does a side-to-side little head shake when counting

me: oh no she's pony

06.03.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Legroom LEGROOM

06.03.2026 15:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Leggy = true

06.03.2026 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your gibberish about a demand for a perfect candidate is just a confession of your extreme dishonesty.

05.03.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh you know...

05.03.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He said he knew what it was six years ago on reddit. That means he lied when it came out last year.

05.03.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"So much for the tolerant left" I snivel, my genitals withering like a human appendix on ten million years of evolution, as I cook up a defense for an astroturf group that got caught with anti-trans propaganda on their site before they even actually published anything.

05.03.2026 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICO writes to Meta over 'concerning' AI smart glasses report Videos, including of glasses-wearers using the toilet or having sex, are sometimes reviewed by a Kenya-based subcontractor.

Last year when I was checking into a hotel, the desk person was wearing Meta glasses. I kindly asked them to take them off. They were annoyed. I said, โ€œI do not consent to you looking at my credit card and ID with Meta glasses on.โ€ My instincts were correct: www.bbc.com/news/article...

05.03.2026 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 5862 ๐Ÿ” 2348 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 90 ๐Ÿ“Œ 181

When a man especially points at trans people to get women and children to look in the wrong direction for danger, the safest bet is that that is a sex predator.

05.03.2026 19:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Otherdaryl Daryl

05.03.2026 19:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm unable to work normal registers because I'm only slightly tall but somehow a chair which possesses variability I do not would be worse

05.03.2026 19:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me realizing that more and more my cis OCs may just all be in the closet or uncracked

05.03.2026 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Waffles.

Sorry about your weak feelings, kid.

05.03.2026 19:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hit dog theories only work when there's not a history and context.

You reason and speak like stunted, cowardly white nationalists do when they pretend dog whistles don't exist.

05.03.2026 19:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not knowing "stick the flounce" really solidifies that he only selected the worst online pseudoreligious debate perverts to ape for his surly faux-rationalist persona.

05.03.2026 17:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Draugr her ass

05.03.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sixty percent of the time

05.03.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I KNOW

05.03.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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for all the coyotes <3

19.02.2026 12:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 477 ๐Ÿ” 139 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Woke up wondering what Darkwing Duck's costume would look like if he had iinstead been Cockwing Cuck.

05.03.2026 13:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0