Lyse

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It's fascinating how all mammals instinctively recognize when other mammals are children even across species and know not to be harsh or violent with them. Dogs playing with kittens, even sheep with ram a human child gently in play. The only exception to this seems to be american conservatives.

Hey!

There’s just no rhyme or reason to what Amazon leaves at my door and what they leave in the mailbox is there

It’ll be a tamagotchi massacre

It’s already over $4 here - it would have to pop up to 6-7 for people to freak

Am I high enough to justify 7-11 pizza taxi?

Only a tad, mind you

But on the plus side I feel a tad bit younger 🫣😄

Markwayne Gacy

I’ve given thought to get a flip phone again just because of how satisfying that “snap!” shut was when upset

Yyyeeeesssss

Now THAT is gross

Waiting for the flip to “WFH is patriotic”

Oh…

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Bigoted ass

That look! “Don’t you even try to take this!”

An adorable raccoon.

Nnnooooooo

🫂🫂🫂🫂 reading comprehension is a lost art for some

Have you looked at Beehiiv?

Did all the literate people get fired?! That’s a terrible release

He is all about image, power, and ego.

Was it made on a Thursday? 🫣

To fuck with coworkers I take a handful of rabbit droppings to work every day to drop in the toilet bowl and then leave it unflushed.

My first computer for the home was a Gateway. I went big and got the 13 gig, DVD, and CD writable.

Bsky notification with 528

I zeroed out my notifications before bed and work to this just hours later

That initial log in and seeing categories like “housewares” was weird

Not college but I was legally able to drink just months after they went online