Customer: I just came for the tire change Mechanic: Yea but you desperately need new brak... Customer: Look buddy, I didn't come here to get ripped off, just change the tires Image: (disclaimer - I am not a car person) the place where a tire goes but without the tire. The flat metal disk that should be there is actually a fringe of sharp and ragged strips of metal.
God damn that phlebotomist was GOOD. Not only did she get the vein first time but over a day later there isn’t even a visible bruise
Pro Tip: when you order tacos from the restaurant for pick-up, add an extra taco that's just for you on the ride home. That's Road Taco. No one has to know about Road Taco. Road Taco is your secret.
To watch your broken dreams
Dance in and out of the beams
“Lyse” was created in 1994. 😭😭
The two clear superior choices. One for when I’m in the mood for cozy and one for when im in the mood for suspense
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It's fascinating how all mammals instinctively recognize when other mammals are children even across species and know not to be harsh or violent with them. Dogs playing with kittens, even sheep with ram a human child gently in play. The only exception to this seems to be american conservatives.
Hey!
There’s just no rhyme or reason to what Amazon leaves at my door and what they leave in the mailbox is there
It’ll be a tamagotchi massacre
It’s already over $4 here - it would have to pop up to 6-7 for people to freak
Am I high enough to justify 7-11 pizza taxi?
Only a tad, mind you
But on the plus side I feel a tad bit younger 🫣😄
Markwayne Gacy
I’ve given thought to get a flip phone again just because of how satisfying that “snap!” shut was when upset
Yyyeeeesssss
Now THAT is gross
Waiting for the flip to “WFH is patriotic”
Oh…
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Bigoted ass
That look! “Don’t you even try to take this!”
An adorable raccoon.
Nnnooooooo
🫂🫂🫂🫂 reading comprehension is a lost art for some
Have you looked at Beehiiv?
Did all the literate people get fired?! That’s a terrible release
