the garbage store boy

Borders are fake and also seeing Lebanon's get re-drawn in real time still feels fucked up and sad

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

I HAVE FIVE BASIC, OBVIOUS DEMANDS TO RESTORE THE INTEGRITY OF ELECTIONS. BUT I CAN ONLY REMEMBER THREE OF THEM. AND TWO ARE ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

oh yeah, he's been doing this for a while

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who knew that guy would be the canary in the coal mine for so many people being easily convinced that the chat was alive?

I have reversed my childhood position on this issue and now believe we did not bully nerds nearly enough.

this is so funny because if you dig through newspapers from the late 80s, you find TONS of articles that are concerned about the EXACT fucking opposite

same for the people deregulated stevia

jesus christ we're fucked

I'm manifesting as hard as I can, man

my brother is Not a Sports Guy, but wanted to get into something, so he specifically got into F1 because it was a sport with a nerdy engineering bent and he only had to remember 22 guys.

It was a really compelling argument for a nerd getting into a sport

I hope your mom is enjoying her vacation

True! But I think our culture really needs to reestablish norms of accountability, professionalism, and morality as virtues before we can do that. Otherwise, any attempt to try these people will just be viewed as part of an endless cycle of institutional weaponization and political posturing

I really think people on this website have way too much faith that any of these ghouls are actually gonna be held accountable. A lot more people that aren't on this website think what these people are doing is wrong, but never criminally so

Terror Alert Level:

people talking about Nuremberg 2.0 are high

Some poor lady who just got ratio'd like a Democratic senator, Tammy Komoff, saying looks like Firefly may be coming back! Announcement coming March 15. You all excited? With an original cast photo included Adam Baldwin who I'm pretty sure we cancelled like 20 years ago and also this is a Joss show I thought we cancelled Joss Whedon back then too actually It has 76 likes 5 reposts And 253 quote posts lol

This ratio has like 6 different C suite guys sweating from the hair lmao millennials are killing the bringing everything from our youth back from the dead industry

don't do this, man. it's okay to just let things go

maybe I'm being too cynical and I hope I'm wrong, but I don't see these people ever being properly held accountable. Not in this poisoned culture and government

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

local kennels are staffing up today just in case Noem decides to try and blow off a little steam on the way home

A back and forth between Isaac Chotiner and Captain Janeway made to look like a screenshot from The New Yorker.

Chotiner interviews Janeway

I don't know if there's a classification for a "world war", but uh... this feels pretty fucking close to one

Left can't resist being on wrong side of a war Whether it's Jeremy Corbyn or Zack Polanski, their foreign policy stances terrify voters outside core supporters

Well, here’s the thing about being antiwar as an ethical belief: it means you end up opposing most wars. Almost all of them, in fact. This is quite common in people who have consistent beliefs but looks insane to people who have none, or mostly just believe superior people should make the decisions.

AGENT SMITH: you hear that mr. anderson? that is the sound of inevitability. it is the sound of your death. goodbye, mr. anderson...

KEANU REEVES: my name... is Da_Puzzy_Smasher_64

[onboard nebuchadnezzar]

TRINITY: why did it have to be him

MORPHEUS: we don't get to choose these things, trinity

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