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I’m a soulless cunt with a heart of gold. My life is a running gag with the universe.

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Taking my bucket of red paint and leaving "Hold Shift to run" and other tips in the sewers.

10.03.2026 12:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's so heartbreaking to just see every few minutes a new acquaintance or friend of mine get laid off :(

10.03.2026 12:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

its 2039. oxygen is now a shitcoin on the NYSE.

10.03.2026 11:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
WTI crude is up 24%
187 upvotes 64 comments

Inevitable-Scheme-38 1h Edited

This is what we get for Abraham Lincoln not letting General Sherman absolutely shitface the entire South. This is what we get for letting Southerners vote in the first place. Get ready folks, the best is yet to come! The dumbest people in the US are the ones with all the voting power, yay!!

WTI crude is up 24% 187 upvotes 64 comments Inevitable-Scheme-38 1h Edited This is what we get for Abraham Lincoln not letting General Sherman absolutely shitface the entire South. This is what we get for letting Southerners vote in the first place. Get ready folks, the best is yet to come! The dumbest people in the US are the ones with all the voting power, yay!!

your average r/stocks poster now has "William T Sherman didn't go far enough" as a baseline, things are going Well for capitalism I see

09.03.2026 06:16 👍 1123 🔁 182 💬 20 📌 11

he also has copilot pinned and actively scrolls Facebook. bro is collecting the slop like pokemon

09.03.2026 13:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and he's still talking

09.03.2026 13:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

he still can't figure out if a power bank he wants to buy for 80 euros could charge his laptop

09.03.2026 13:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

he is still talking about how to do the most basic stuff on this computer to it. he talks like to a person. he gets bored waiting for it to slowly count do to the reply.

he's a compsci student.

what a failure of a technology.

09.03.2026 13:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

its a really heavily aura farming division of a local police department

09.03.2026 13:37 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

just saw the guy in front of me log into his chatgpt account and ask the best model "do you know about this laptop model" and then proceed to ask about chrome power button shit. he then to look and wait past ads I think as well. it took so long.

holy shit lmao

09.03.2026 13:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I need to gush about RE9

08.03.2026 21:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Freedom of speech painting

Freedom of speech painting

I don’t think losing an election means you were “right about everything” or “tried to warn” all of us

08.03.2026 10:02 👍 3181 🔁 473 💬 58 📌 27
Re9 comic
Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate
Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine
Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right?
Grace: umm... no...
Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah?
Grace: what?! no!!!
Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway"
Grace looks very sad and pathetic

Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic

smh what are they teaching kids these days? 😕 #re9

07.03.2026 18:29 👍 12161 🔁 2913 💬 45 📌 37

white people be like: i have my family as steam friends 😀

04.03.2026 19:14 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

resident evil police station:
floor 1 - regular cops. planning to throw a welcome party for the kennedy rookie. yippee. 👮‍♂️🎉
floor 2 - stars. wesker planning murder while looking at a pic of rebecca. because that’s epic 😎

04.03.2026 11:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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ggs re9

03.03.2026 22:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm really unhappy to be now under notable threat by Iran personally

02.03.2026 16:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh that looks fucking delicious

01.03.2026 11:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

but then you can’t jiggle one with each hand. be fr

01.03.2026 10:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the united states of israel have started another war. yay. fuck this administration

28.02.2026 08:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've really fucking liked Resident Evil Requiem. Not a big RE fan, but holy that was a lot of fun/

27.02.2026 22:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Someone should write a thesis on the sluttiness of pastas

27.02.2026 10:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🚨LIVE FROM RACCOON CITY!🚨

twitch.tv/earthtolydia
youtube.com/@earth2lydia

27.02.2026 09:03 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

israel tel aviv software engineer speech bubble ^

26.02.2026 22:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it can’t go back until chatgpt is dead

26.02.2026 22:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ох! ты посмотрела! там подкаст официальный видела? прикольные детали рассказывают. крупица контента пока ждем 2й сезон)

26.02.2026 22:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

okay but what the fuck is a slutty pasta

26.02.2026 19:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

what about the gambling apps

26.02.2026 17:32 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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walked out to lecture like this, a 50 year old white guy almost had a heart attack from seeing me. he was death glaring me so hard for being so visibly tranny

26.02.2026 16:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and NAT was designed to actually stop anyone from doing peer to peer gaming on accident anymore.

26.02.2026 15:15 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0