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Mx. Toffer D. Brutechild, HSD-SC

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Formerly employed by the Pope of Eruke. Diagnosed with a vague and grave disease by Dr. Sam Goldfarb. Misdiagnosed as ENTJ-T by web quizzes. https://itstoffer.com

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I yell, “I love almonds!” hoping the cashews hear since my heart burns with desire for them and them alone.

06.03.2026 20:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Americans will do the most exquisite mental gymnastics. They won’t stream an artist that groomed a teenager because “I’m not giving money to a pedophile” but that same person will pay their taxes to pay pedophiles to start wars instead of making Ziggy Stardust.

06.03.2026 03:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Join the Gestalt - Easy alt text beta Available on iOS

Put in a photo or multiple, it generates a caption using AI (Claude, or you can use an Anthropic or OpenAI API key), and you can copy it to your clipboard to paste in your social post. Boom.

If you have Testflight and want to be in my beta, here's a link:

testflight.apple.com/join/18cWwujz

05.03.2026 23:52 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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Brutechild — Apps for mindful living Beautifully crafted apps that keep you mindful from morning to night.

Reminder TestFlights for all the apps are here and Waking Words now has a Mac app!

brutechild.com

27.02.2026 19:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Prefacing messages with, “If this wakes you up it's your fault for not using sleep mode” this morning.

26.02.2026 09:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Prefacing messages with, “If this wakes you up it's your fault for not using sleep mode” this morning.

26.02.2026 09:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No. I just want to feel better about myself.

24.02.2026 20:09 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Anyone know a mid waifu?

24.02.2026 20:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A screenshot of my Apple sleep score which is 100. Perfect night sleep. I’ve conquered sleep. I’ll never need to sleep again.

A screenshot of my Apple sleep score which is 100. Perfect night sleep. I’ve conquered sleep. I’ll never need to sleep again.

Bragging.

24.02.2026 19:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When computers say beep boop they are saying 10.

23.02.2026 18:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Brutechild — Apps for mindful living Beautifully crafted apps that keep you mindful from morning to night.

Three apps to keep you mindful and feeling good throughout your whole day are launching soon!

brutechild.com

23.02.2026 03:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Join the Waking Words beta - TestFlight - Apple Available on iOS

Morning (stream writing): testflight.apple.com/join/7JmTHTdX

Day (affirmations): testflight.apple.com/join/kZahKmGa

Night (gratitude): testflight.apple.com/join/naMBGS5m

20.02.2026 00:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

𝕩𝕏Island69Adventurer𝕏𝕩

14.02.2026 20:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Huh, DP World is a logistics company.

Makes sense.

13.02.2026 11:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

RIP User66087161425886, you carried the weight of work and lived in solitude.

11.02.2026 22:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wanted a barcode tattoo on the back of my neck when I was 14 because I was 14.

11.02.2026 22:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m catching a flight so you can catch these hands.

11.02.2026 17:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aura should make a photo scanner specifically for my grandmother she’s an untapped market.

09.02.2026 18:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Join the Mantra Mirror beta - TestFlight - Apple Available on iOS

I made an app. You can join the TestFlight if you want. It’s whatever. I’ll probably end up charging $2.99 for it.

testflight.apple.com/join/kZahKmGa

09.02.2026 17:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bob Dylan is Bob Dylan in Bob Dylan with original soundtrack by Bob Dylan.

Bob Dylan, know which way the wind blows.

08.02.2026 00:20 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Submitted my first app. Just for TestFlight though. Still incredibly excited about it.

07.02.2026 05:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Xopher

05.02.2026 02:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Drinky Soup! The soupy drink that tastes like pizza!

03.02.2026 17:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I do it all from the terminal. I just had to install Xcode.

03.02.2026 12:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I did.

03.02.2026 12:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooooh this looks interesting, can you explain to me slowly and with small words what it does for other people reading this?

03.02.2026 12:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, this will definitely kill us because we as a people would rather death than fully automated luxury communism.

03.02.2026 12:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s a mantra app with a little twist. I think I’ll put it on the App Store when I’m comfortable doing that in the coming weeks.

03.02.2026 12:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have any of you even listened to Fuck U Betta by Neon Hitch?

03.02.2026 12:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jesus Christ I opened up the Theeads app (OpenVibe wasn’t posting to it) and the replies are all trash normie shit. Felt like Facebook.

03.02.2026 12:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0