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πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Josie Cornelius, The Eternal Hater

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NYT-bestselling, Hugo-finalist authoress of RINGMASTER and TRUE BELIEVER. Upcoming: @beckbook.com. Judeo-Tranarchist exile. She/her. Married to @sirosenbaum.bsky.social. Co-hostess of @herecomestomorrow.net

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"The Last Temptation of Beck" by Josephine Riesman From the New York Times-bestselling author of "Ringmaster," Josephine Riesman, comes a stylish and shocking account of the life of the musician Beck.

Hey hey, it's the new/separate site for beckbook.com !!!!!

06.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Neil Gaiman Is Innocent: Contents Updated. Accessible. Organised.

Yeah that last bit is a real thing, I'm sorry to say

06.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Neil Gaiman Is Innocent: Contents Updated. Accessible. Organised.

Yeah that last bit is a real thing, I'm sorry to say

06.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh Kate

I don't even want to tell you

06.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
300 this is sparta meme except he's saying THIS IS ALLYSHIP

300 this is sparta meme except he's saying THIS IS ALLYSHIP

06.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

06.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 586 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a quiet storyline in The World right now, compared to everything else, but I'm truly disgusted and disheartened by how many of my literary heroes have been silent about Neil Gaiman's horrific transgressions, or have even subscribed to that godawful anonymous "Neil Gaiman is Innocent" Substack

06.03.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

getting a fake ID that says im 38 so they dont kick me off bluesky for being underage

06.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 502 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

Spending untold billions of dollars to give a computer clinical depression

06.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It was like 54.6GB and I just didn't feel like waiting for that long (plus I was never as much into Nintendo Power as I was into GamePro, which I already have downloaded lol)

06.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Here's hoping the connection holds for the whole thing!

06.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was doing that but the file was frickin' yuge

Might do it another day

06.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's one of those days where you download the full run of HUSTLER in the morning and then download the full run of DISNEY ADVENTURES in the afternoon

06.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

It's one of those days where you download the full run of HUSTLER in the morning and then download the full run of DISNEY ADVENTURES in the afternoon

06.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

No, YOU'RE downloading the entire run of Disney Adventures Magazine for no particular reason

06.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Nothing in my theology makes me think Hell even exists but I remain certain that Ryan Murphy is going there

06.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
FREE GAS! OVER 100 CHANCES TO WIN!

FREE GAS! OVER 100 CHANCES TO WIN!

Hustler Magazine, February 2009

06.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

Golden Age Superman stands head to thigh alone in a panel black at the top and red on the bottom where Superman stands pointing at the reader as he says, "Be wary of unscrupulous operators of gambling games--they are always on the look out for unsuspecting victims."

06.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 1920 πŸ” 756 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 28
Christian Bale beholds and regards a puppy

Christian Bale beholds and regards a puppy

This was my FB banner image for many years

06.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not wrong

06.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My message to Ryan Murphy:

06.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Right? "...and his trusty sidekick, Han!"

06.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cover of STAR WARS: FROM THE ADVENTURES OF LUKE SKYWALKER (1976) by Alan Dean Foster

Cover of STAR WARS: FROM THE ADVENTURES OF LUKE SKYWALKER (1976) by Alan Dean Foster

Back cover:

STAR WARS 
-Starring Mark Harrison Carrie Hamill Ford Fisher Peter Cushing and Alec Guinness with Anthony Daniels Kenny Baker Peter Mayhew and Dave Prowse 
Written and Directed by George Lucas - Produced by Gary Kurtz 
Production Designer John Barry Director of Photography Gil Taylor Music by John Williams 
Special Visual Effects Supervisors Miniatures & Optical Effects John Dykstra Production & Mechanical Effects John Stears 
A Lucasfilm Ltd. Production A Twentieth Century-Fox Release Panavision Technicolor* Prints by Deluxe

Back cover: STAR WARS -Starring Mark Harrison Carrie Hamill Ford Fisher Peter Cushing and Alec Guinness with Anthony Daniels Kenny Baker Peter Mayhew and Dave Prowse Written and Directed by George Lucas - Produced by Gary Kurtz Production Designer John Barry Director of Photography Gil Taylor Music by John Williams Special Visual Effects Supervisors Miniatures & Optical Effects John Dykstra Production & Mechanical Effects John Stears A Lucasfilm Ltd. Production A Twentieth Century-Fox Release Panavision Technicolor* Prints by Deluxe

Now a spectacular motion picture from 20th Century-Fox 
STAR WARS 
From the Adventures of Luke Skywallker 
GEORGE LUCAS 
Bold, imaginative and packed with ex- citement, STAR WARS is destined to become a classic in the genre. This is the novel that brings that "sense of wonder" back to science fiction-each page brimming with heroic adventure. unexpected marvels and amazing characters like... Luke Skywalker, a young farmboy on the remote, sun-baked world of Ta- tooine, who is compelled to break from the dull chores on his uncle's ranch. When he intercepts a cryptic message from a kidnapped princess. Luke embarks on the most dangerous mission of his life, enlisting aid from Ben Kenobi, a shabby old desert rat who, before the rise of the sinister Galactic Empire, was one of the great- est warriors of the old Republic. It is Ben who gives Luke a legendary laser saber and interprets the secret code words of ... Princess Leia Organa, the very young Senator from the rebel planet Alder- (continued on back tlap) 
BOOK CLUB EDITION

Now a spectacular motion picture from 20th Century-Fox STAR WARS From the Adventures of Luke Skywallker GEORGE LUCAS Bold, imaginative and packed with ex- citement, STAR WARS is destined to become a classic in the genre. This is the novel that brings that "sense of wonder" back to science fiction-each page brimming with heroic adventure. unexpected marvels and amazing characters like... Luke Skywalker, a young farmboy on the remote, sun-baked world of Ta- tooine, who is compelled to break from the dull chores on his uncle's ranch. When he intercepts a cryptic message from a kidnapped princess. Luke embarks on the most dangerous mission of his life, enlisting aid from Ben Kenobi, a shabby old desert rat who, before the rise of the sinister Galactic Empire, was one of the great- est warriors of the old Republic. It is Ben who gives Luke a legendary laser saber and interprets the secret code words of ... Princess Leia Organa, the very young Senator from the rebel planet Alder- (continued on back tlap) BOOK CLUB EDITION

(continued trom front flap) aan. The strong-willed, beautiful wom- an now has the necessary information to destroy the Empire, but has fallen into the hands of the galaxy's most evil genius Darth Vader, an awesome, malevolent figure who commands the Death Star, a planet-sized space fortress that can destroy an entire solar system in mere hours. Vader plans to annihilate the secret rebel outpost after torturing its location out of the Princess.But Chewbacca the Pirate and his human companion Han Solo have other ideas. Along with Luke, Ben and a pair of devoted robots, they plan a near suicidal assault on the Death Star to rescue Leia and free the universe from tyranny and oppression. What follows is perhaps the most thrilling and suspenseful science fiction adventure story in recent years a book that imaginative readers will find impossible to put down 
Jacket painting by JOHN BERKEY 
PRINTED IN U.S.A. 2403

(continued trom front flap) aan. The strong-willed, beautiful wom- an now has the necessary information to destroy the Empire, but has fallen into the hands of the galaxy's most evil genius Darth Vader, an awesome, malevolent figure who commands the Death Star, a planet-sized space fortress that can destroy an entire solar system in mere hours. Vader plans to annihilate the secret rebel outpost after torturing its location out of the Princess.But Chewbacca the Pirate and his human companion Han Solo have other ideas. Along with Luke, Ben and a pair of devoted robots, they plan a near suicidal assault on the Death Star to rescue Leia and free the universe from tyranny and oppression. What follows is perhaps the most thrilling and suspenseful science fiction adventure story in recent years a book that imaginative readers will find impossible to put down Jacket painting by JOHN BERKEY PRINTED IN U.S.A. 2403

Got a first-edition book club printing of The Bible in the mail today πŸ™Œ πŸ˜‡βœ¨οΈπŸ™

06.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Yayyyyyyyyy love you πŸ’œ

06.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s been ages since the Times had a public editor responding to criticism of the Times in the Times. now they just have one of those self-hyping War Room accounts

06.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hey, remember when you guys had an ombudsman and took criticism seriously and with consideration instead of outrage that anyone would presume to question you?

06.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No one alive and aware during that era is the least bit surprised by this headline.

06.03.2026 11:06 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahaha

06.03.2026 11:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's so embarrassing *very old guy pulling a gun voice* but not for us

06.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This skeet is heavily @molcher.bsky.social coded and I love it for that

06.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0