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@dickwarlock

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Hacker & Hackler!? Are you fucking kidding me!? I'll kill you.

19.01.2024 23:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A lot of Saltburn cracked me up. When he pulled out his dick on top of that grave I was hooting and hollering.

06.01.2024 13:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let him keep his boots though.

09.12.2023 01:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.12.2023 12:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.12.2023 12:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.11.2023 03:45 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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So sick of this whining from historians. Just let us enjoy movies!!!!

07.11.2023 03:29 👍 940 🔁 127 💬 23 📌 8

She groat on my cake till I squill that syrup.

04.11.2023 01:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#VaxFace

29.10.2023 03:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Buddy... I'm not even posting my name on there.

27.10.2023 20:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck.

23.10.2023 14:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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21.10.2023 00:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh you mean the Antonin Scalia School of Law (ASSOL)?

12.10.2023 18:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Count IBS

11.10.2023 03:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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10.10.2023 19:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What did he even mean by this?

10.10.2023 16:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Overheard eggs are underrated imo.

10.10.2023 14:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Too soon man!

10.10.2023 11:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was recently informed I was using "Ana fil wadi wa anta fil wadi" incorrectly by an Egyptian friend. 😣

08.10.2023 13:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Big if true!

08.10.2023 11:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We're gonna find out this girl is in the IDF and was taken straight out of a barracks.

08.10.2023 01:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why did 2,000 ghouls know not to show up to work that day!?

06.10.2023 21:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Too spooky. Sorry.

06.10.2023 21:11 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.10.2023 15:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was wild!

05.10.2023 16:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same with quicksand and stop drop and roll.

05.10.2023 16:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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04.10.2023 15:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have seen these companies in the wild. Suburbanites love to pay people to come clean their trash cans.

04.10.2023 15:24 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Had the same thing happen the other day but pretty sure the noise cancellation caught it because no one reacted it. It works on coughs so probably farts too? More research required.

04.10.2023 14:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's a chapter entitled "Swa-Sticklers", about the semantic arguments made about some of the more radical Anti-Communist movements, from my new book, "The Good Germans". It highlights the most moral actions from military service members of the Third Reich during the war.

02.10.2023 15:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0