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Joe Fourhman

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Seen at @theworstpodcast, @REZDtv, @chicagotribune, @ggsgamer, @aeropause and also on Bluesky.

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I was showing my mom an Umamusume race where my trained-up Oguri Cap won after triggering a big fancy animation special power near the end and she was like "well, that's not very fair for the other girls."

06.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Nintendo, while you're at it, go after 'em for brand damagement for using your intellectual property without permission.

06.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

called it by about five minutes

06.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Pic from latest Lego catalog, introducing interactive sets that β€œplay back with you and respond to your every move”

Pic from latest Lego catalog, introducing interactive sets that β€œplay back with you and respond to your every move”

Lego Mario looking at this, throwing everything off of his desk, yelling for his lawyer

06.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

You’ve done Blippo+, right?

06.03.2026 05:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gen Xers failing the Don’t Become Boomers challenge, again

06.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine reading a light dunk and launching into a gen x defense screed about it.

06.03.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry but the β€œI have usernames older than you" thing going around is just an "I drank water from the garden hose" variant and I cannot endorse it.

06.03.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Demo finale screen from Fatal Frame 2: Crimson Butterfly Remake. β€œThank you for playing! Available March 12th 2026” amd the twins Mio and Mayu are chilling.

Demo finale screen from Fatal Frame 2: Crimson Butterfly Remake. β€œThank you for playing! Available March 12th 2026” amd the twins Mio and Mayu are chilling.

You get about an hour out of the demo, but obviously most of it is character setup and β€œUSE L2 FOR CAMERA” since it’s the game’s opening.

06.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like a reasonably priced poker game with fake multiplayer against microtransactioned memeable goofy popcult opponents is a better financial bet than deciding to make the next Fortnite.

05.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would be really cool if you could pick the Poker Night participants, mix and match from both games and add-on characters.

05.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Telltale’s Poker Night 2, from 2013.

Screenshot of Telltale’s Poker Night 2, from 2013.

This has been on my Steam wishlist for over a decade.

05.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It has a whole bit about having to manage against β€œthose pencil pushing rats in Internal Affairs.” It’s obviously doing homages to 1980s cop/action movies (with less creativity than a Mad Magazine piece), but it’s not parody, it’s just doing the thing.

05.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Code 3 board game. Sixteen tiles represent a city, little cop cars are parked between the tiles. Smaller cards are 911 calls that are to be cleared out by visiting the location and rolling dice.

Code 3 board game. Sixteen tiles represent a city, little cop cars are parked between the tiles. Smaller cards are 911 calls that are to be cleared out by visiting the location and rolling dice.

Code 3 does a lot of things I like. It’s a storyline-based Castle Panic style co-op with shufflebuilding/deckbuilding/dicechucking… but my god the copaganda theme is repellent. #boardgames

05.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I said look the show is called β€œLanterns” not β€œGREEN Lanterns.”

04.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
They gonna put green lanterns in this?

They gonna put green lanterns in this?

My son hitting me between the eyes after I text him the Lanterns trailer.

04.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I like the brutal reality that the only way I make any money is to only book wrestlers that have merch.

04.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It will be extra funny it Xbox never actually gets around to releasing new hardware due to component costs.

04.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s the last paragraph of the story, but probably the most important one.

04.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Even if it’s a small factor, I wonder how much of this decision is due to the GabeCube and rumors of the next Xbox basically being a souped up PC.

04.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
An Imaginext Guy Gardner figure with a 3D-printed oversized boxing glove on his ring hand.

An Imaginext Guy Gardner figure with a 3D-printed oversized boxing glove on his ring hand.

Gave my li’l Guy a boxing glove construct.

04.03.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. It would be innocent goofy fannishness if he wasn't so insistent on making himself the center of everything.

03.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just that he apparently convinced Highguard to be his final stage reveal at the TGAs, and went all-in gloating about it being the next big thing.

03.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lots of things can be true: Highguard devs were abused and led by poor managerial decisions. People pretty much have enough of these types of games to choose from. Highguard did not stand out. The GaaS playbook of microtransactions+part time job is overwhelming on arrival. Keighley is a dingus.

03.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody here pointed out a week ago that "Highguard" is simply two sort-of-synonym words for "Overwatch" and that pretty much underlines the entire design ethos right there.

03.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Having never heard of any of these shady participants (apart from the heroic efforts of the VGHF), or even the game in question, the whole thing has a real "Curtains for Zoosha?" vibe for me.

03.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is great, and doubly so because every three paragraphs there's a giant inset text box saying something like BRANDON WHITE IS A COMPLETE CLOWN SHOW.

03.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
I, Ming, AKA Brother Ming, and everyone associated with Brother Ming Games, unequivocally denounce the use of Al Art.

There is no ethical use of Generative Al to create art. We strongly disapprove of any board game publisher who use Image Generation tools in their process.

Board games only have 2 components: written rules and printed physical components. The visuals in board games carry much more weight than in video games. To use Al art in board games is to treat them as nothing more than a product to be shoveled out for the sake of profit.
SAY NO TO AI ART IN GAMES

I, Ming, AKA Brother Ming, and everyone associated with Brother Ming Games, unequivocally denounce the use of Al Art. There is no ethical use of Generative Al to create art. We strongly disapprove of any board game publisher who use Image Generation tools in their process. Board games only have 2 components: written rules and printed physical components. The visuals in board games carry much more weight than in video games. To use Al art in board games is to treat them as nothing more than a product to be shoveled out for the sake of profit. SAY NO TO AI ART IN GAMES

What a statement! This is what we like to see on a crowdfunding page @brotherminggames.bsky.social !! πŸ’ͺ

Fuck AI in boardgames and fuck those that use it!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bro...

03.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Did this guy tag the segment with β€œI guess comics aren’t just for kids anymore!”

03.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0