danish economy collapses as ozempic becomes unnecessary due to new american bike culture
highly doubt the insurers will go for it
what is the case for thinking that the duration of the conflict will be up to Trump?
donald john trump is going to have to go on the television and announce that nationwide alternate-day travel restrictions are in effect and it will be amazing
how it feels taking public transit rn
i've heard this one before
iowa traction, the last operating freight railroad in america as of four weeks from now
$250/barrel by next wednesday. $15/gallon, rationed gasoline. the total collapse of car culture and the suburban lifestyle. get ready to take the fuckin' bus folks
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
you can sum up Philadelphia's infrastructure pretty tidily by just pointing out that this person didn't throw away their BIG HOLE sign because they knew they'd need it again
l: May 2024
r: March 2026
anthropic: I have made AI
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Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report, wielding an AK-47
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well trainphone didn't work under the wires either
can't believe you got train gif scenes banned on myspace
thinking about throwing out a "opposing AI data center construction is NIMBY" take just to mess things up
new EPISODE about WHEN NUCLEAR BOMB GO BAD with @angryscooter77.bsky.social
If you ever want to read a paper for free and can't find it otherwise, email the lead author and politely ask for a copy. You will not be bothering the person. You will in fact make their whole entire day. I have had scientists get so excited I asked they sent me everything they ever published.
do you think you could drink a 12-ounce can of soda of your choosing every day for a week for 76 million dollars? the catch is that during that week, youβre not allowed to travel to columbus, georgia unless you already had plans to or you just want to
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