Ive walked out of one and one dinners with people insisting on wearing google glasses back in the day.
I will punch you in the face wearing these… and it will feel good… at least for me.
“I go to the Nazi meetup, not because I’m a Nazi, but because they have a tv that shows videos of really big numbers!”
Heard that if you try to cancel they’ll show you multiple cheaper deals (with the exact same “benefits”) as you click through. Have heard of instances where people stay subscribed and do this the whole time.
what a miserable fucking country we live in where I get email ads for black friday healthcare discounts.
Well I had to completely uninstall this because after the update, I literally could not use the internet due to waves using SO MUCH telemetry.. or something... it clogged up the internet pipes and caused my PC to run like grandma's windows XP desktop with 500 viruses.
So much software bloat and advertisement and yet no button to uninstall individual plugins, have to do it manually! This is so cool!
lol. lmao. lmfao. i just want to download a fucking .vst3
man....... in what world does a plugin manager have to have a quarter-gigabyte update?
Unfortunately every time a Linux person tells me how good Linux is, they then immediately have to open a command line to fix their file browser just before telling me that most Linux installs are not like that.
Should I walk through a tangle of barbed wire and dive into a pool of still water in a sewer? (should I install windows 11 on my windows 10 machine which doesn't have TPM)
I have this 8gb usb drive what should I do with it
Walked right into this one
:|
thank you youtube algorithm
Well it seems I have to choose between secure boot or being able to see my PC screen. No funny shoot shoot game for me.
Take you to github.com/pulls or evaporate a lake to hallucinate a response? Hmm. Tough choice for Silicon Valley tech bros.
holy shit, I go on Github and see the button "my open pull requests" so I click it and it fucking OPENS AN AI CHATBOT WINDOW AND ASKS WHERE MY OPEN PRS ARE. FUCKING. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
ok fine I'll go on a blackberry foraging hike... you've convinced me
Spotify can't "force" you to do anything if you know this 1 easy trick:
Kinda missing that 2010s era of game soundtracks where everything was a string quintet and some rusty metal
OH HELLOOOOOO
man i hate SEO bullshit
fucking hell Expedia not now
Every time I get Google AI shoved in my face all I can think about is the fact that their YouTube volume slider has been linear for as long as I can remember.
Wonder how many overpaid tech bros and project managers it'd take for them to synergize a pow(vol, 2.0)
Just started watching severance and dang that theme is an ear worm. Been whistling/humming it all day
“Hello!? Can you hear us? Are we coming in clear?? My crew and I have been stranded in- ████”
Last known transmission before losing communication permanently. No further contact was attempted.
A digital illustration of lantanas against a cloudless blue sky. The flowers are small, spherical clusters that are seen throughout the image. The colors are saturated with deep green leaves and vibrant orange flowers. Near the bottom right of the image has the artist's username signed "@evenlyevi"
Lantanas (1/2) 🌿 #art #illustration
“Waaaah why do people pirate games (and movies)? Anyways, we should require you to have an expensive subscription to a shitty streaming service in order to play games (and watch movies in suboptimal quality)!”
Played Monument Valley 1 & 2, absolutely adored them. And they made a third one, but it requires a Netflix subscription to play?? What in the actual fucking bullshit is this. Streaming services are a piss stain on humanity.
At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
