Joshua Hime

@netflix.com creates a Holiday “Is It Cake?” season and didn’t title it “‘Tis it Cake?”

This is the future of missed opportunities with AI taking writers’ jobs.

As Elon Musk announced his appointment to the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), a smaller press conference was held for Kid Rock, who accepted his appointment to head the newly formed Bureau for Anglo-White Individuals Testing De-integration Away from Black Americans (BAWITDABA)

Leon really majored in Propaganda at the Shinra Power Company School of Continuing Education

Honestly as some who used this tab for searches in content creation and watched it go slowly to the same repeated articles over and over, yes, it’s a shame, but no, it’s not a surprise.

On the sillier side of fiction, I’m going to nominate Tug Benson from Hot Shots! Part Deux.

His skin is made of asbestos, he dueled Saddam Hussein, and his fart incapacitated an entire naval lookout crew. My kind of president, the one who has true vision (through a View-Master)

Fun fact: I was just making a funny joke last week about Michael Cera’s real name being Cereal Micah. It wasn’t true at all! His given name is, in fact, Cerano Mepper.

Fun fact: Mel B is just a stage name. Her given name is Melissa Joan Bart.

Fun fact: Hayao Miyazaki is just a stage name. His given name is Howl’s Moving Soccer Game.

Fun fact: Tatiana Maslany is just a stage name. Her given name is Messy Tupperware Bus Lady.

Fun fact: Scarlett Johansson is just a stage name. Her given name is Jar Jar Scovillescale.

Fun Fact: Olivia Coleman is just a stage name, having defected from Russia following her fleeing the fall of the Italian fascist regime. Her given name is Kolya Oliveman.

Fun Fact: Michael Cera is a stage name. His given name is Cereal Micah.