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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
06.03.2026 01:05
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AWS re:Invent 2025 - Best practices for serverless developers (CNS403)
YouTube video by AWS Events
Day 4/30 Serverless Best Practices: More memory = more CPU = faster = cheaper. Lambda bills by duration × memory — so faster execution can offset the higher rate. Use Power Tuning to find your sweet spot. 💡
🎬 youtu.be/tMvwM_KXNPA?...
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06.03.2026 15:23
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AWS re:Invent 2025 - Best practices for serverless developers (CNS403)
YouTube video by AWS Events
Day 3/30 Serverless Best Practices: One Lambda. One job. Split only when it hurts. A function doing five things is five debugging nightmares waiting to happen. 🎯
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#Serverless30Days #Serverless
05.03.2026 18:49
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AWS re:Invent 2025 - Best practices for serverless developers (CNS403)
YouTube video by AWS Events
Day 2/30 Serverless Best Practices: 6s processing. 3% failures. 23% abandoned. Issues can add up without best practices & and every one is easily fixable with knowing some simple architecture. ⚠️
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#Serverless30Days #Serverless
04.03.2026 16:16
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AWS re:Invent 2025 - Best practices for serverless developers (CNS403)
YouTube video by AWS Events
Day 1/30: I'm started 30 Days of Serverless Best Practices which is 30 tips from my talk - practical, battle-tested, ready to use. Starting now with the intro. 🚀
🎬 youtu.be/tMvwM_KXNPA
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03.03.2026 22:16
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AWS Events
The official YouTube channel for AWS Events and Webinars. Amazon Web Services (AWS) hosts events, both online and in-person, bringing the cloud computing community together to connect, collaborate, an...
📢🚀 Want to squash payment processing delays and build resilient real-time systems? | Join #Serverless Office Hours with Rajdeep Banerjee, Ramesh Mathikumar, and Brian Krygsman. Tomorrow:Live on YouTube/Twitch/ 11AM PT www.youtube.com/@AWSEventsCh...
02.03.2026 18:36
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Wow, the trees part! 🤪 Good luck with the next adventure!
23.02.2026 20:11
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Do something, even a little bit, every day, and you progress!
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AWS Events
The official YouTube channel for AWS Events and Webinars. Amazon Web Services (AWS) hosts events, both online and in-person, bringing the cloud computing community together to connect, collaborate, an...
📢🚀 Learn how AI agents can automate content repurposing, from extracting quotes to creating video clips, all with serverless! | Join #Serverless Office Hours with @readysetcloud.io and @andmore.dev. Tomorrow:Live on YouTube/Twitch/ 11AM PT www.youtube.com/@AWSEventsCh...
23.02.2026 18:37
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#GOTOpodcast: @holdenkarau.com & @julianwood.com talk about what it takes to work with distributed systems at scale
They dig into:
-> a decade of lessons from Apache Spark
-> where GPU integration goes wrong
-> common data-processing mistakes
..and more
🎧 gotopia.tech/podcast
23.01.2026 13:05
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AWS Events
The official YouTube channel for AWS Events and Webinars. Amazon Web Services (AWS) hosts events, both online and in-person, bringing the cloud computing community together to connect, collaborate, an...
📢🚀 Building multi-tenant SaaS with AWS Lambda? New tenant isolation mode=zero cross-tenant data exposure+much simpler ops | Join #Serverless Office Hours with Anton Aleksandrov and Ayush Kulkarni. Tomorrow:Live on YouTube/Twitch/ 11AM PT www.youtube.com/@AWSEventsCh...
19.01.2026 16:29
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AWS Events
The official YouTube channel for AWS Events and Webinars. Amazon Web Services (AWS) hosts events, both online and in-person, bringing the cloud computing community together to connect, collaborate, an...
🚀📢Want to optimize event-driven architectures with Lambda's new ESM capabilities? 3x faster auto-scaling, 200K events/sec with SQS Provisioned Mode + 90% cost savings for Kafka workloads. 📺 📺 Join Serverless Office Hours Today at 11AM PT. 7PM UK, 8PM CET.
www.youtube.com/@AWSEventsCh...
13.01.2026 17:27
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07.01.2026 13:11
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Hey, Amazon Science is on Bluesky! Welcome :)
@amazon-science.bsky.social
08.01.2026 08:45
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Spot the difference: Iraq vs. Venezuela
05.01.2026 15:59
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Population Density Map Of Paris vs London
See 100+ more: brilliantmaps.com/populatio...
02.01.2026 22:01
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Merry Christmas all! Enjoy the time with people you love. 🎄
25.12.2025 13:09
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Exploring the OpenAI-Compatible APIs in Amazon Bedrock: A CLI Journey Through Project Mantle
After Amazon Bedrock introduced OpenAI-compatible application programming interfaces (APIs) through...
Amazon Bedrock now has OpenAI-compatible APIs through Project Mantle. I built a CLI to explore them and learned some interesting things about the two different approaches. 🧵
dev.to/aws/explorin...
#AWS #AI #OpenAI #Python
16.12.2025 13:15
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CI/CD Evolution: From Pipelines to AI-Powered DevOps • Olaf Molenveld & Julian Wood • GOTO 2025
This interview was recorded for GOTO Unscripted. #GOTOcon #GOTOunscripted
https://gotopia.tech
Check out more here:
https://gotopia.tech/articles/417
Olaf Molenveld - Technology Advisor at CircleCI…
@julianwood.com& Olaf Molenveld dive into modern CI/CD challenges: pipeline optimization, platform teams, AI-powered DevOps, and why your deployment factory needs as much care as your code. Watch now!
15.12.2025 13:01
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This will be great!
15.12.2025 23:50
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
12.12.2025 00:50
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New course alert 🎉
It's taken me over 2 years of creating courses to finally go back to my roots.
Want to learn how to build .NET apps on #AWS? This is the course for you. In it, you'll learn about the core services you need to care about to build on AWS.
#dotnet
dometrain.com/course/getti...
11.12.2025 18:38
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AWS re:Invent 2025 - [NEW LAUNCH] Deep Dive on AWS Lambda durable functions (CNS380)
YouTube video by AWS Events
Wow! 3k views in just one day - couldn’t be more happy with @edjgeek.bsky.social and my first deep dive on AWS Lambda durable functions at #reinvent2025
youtu.be/XJ80NBOwsow?...
07.12.2025 12:09
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Back from reinvent and reflecting on an awesome time connecting with so many people. Thanks to everyone who came and connected, watched
sessions, asked questions, had opinions, enjoyed learning. An inspiring week for developers.
08.12.2025 14:42
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Loved talking about Best Practices for Serverless Developers at re:Invent!
02.12.2025 23:37
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Hey #serverless developers I hope to see you at @awscloudconcept.bsky.social re:Invent next week. If you are doing the "Road to re:Invent hackathon" (s12d.com/rtri), buckle up, I'll be one of your hosts! If you love serverless, find @julianwood.com or myself to get one of these!
27.11.2025 05:13
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We made the announcement, now come and join Archana Srikanta and me as we dive into the details of Lambda Managed Instances in our session CNS382 on Thursday afternoon. The event is now available in the session catalog, so register now! buff.ly/0fZNk9k #serverless #reinvent #awslambda
01.12.2025 23:56
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Introducing AWS Lambda Managed Instances: Serverless simplicity with EC2 flexibility | Amazon Web Services
Run Lambda functions on EC2 compute while maintaining serverless simplicity—enabling access to specialized hardware and cost optimizations through EC2 pricing models, with AWS handling all…
🚀 AWS just announced Lambda Managed Instances, a new capability that lets you run Lambda functions on Amazon EC2 compute while preserving the #serverless programming and operational models.
Effectively, run AWS Lambda functions on EC2 instances of your choice in your own account!
01.12.2025 05:01
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