TYPE I • NORMAL POSITION

Umberto Eco is so good when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you look that up on wikipedia

i don't think anyone at the time expected reagan tearing solar panels off the white house to spite jimmy carter would be such a significant metaphor for the 21st century

i get all my ralphing done while i sleep. it's called lucid hurling

Niggas dressing like spell casters in their day-to-day is my favorite genre!!!

Why don't they build anything here? Are they stupid?

sunsofcarcosa Badge image. Feb 3 my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit 5 minutes later: only in death does duty end my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

Attempted federal prosecutor Lindsey Halligan sent me a screenshot of a Trump Truth Social post which featured a screenshot of a Pam Bondi X post which said Lindsey Halligan “did a great job!”

my brother in law keeps sending us videos of jasmine crockett saying how much he loves her and its really funny how both sons go for women who are very much the opposite temperament of their mom

God gave us these beautiful bodies and said, now use the computer

my friend warned me that bill clinton sounded older than biden and damn he does

reverend al saved me tonight

"WE GONNA FIX THESE TRICKS IN 26" LMAO

"it was illegal to read and write, it was illegal to marry, i don't care what they do in washington, i care what we do in the community, we have fought people bigger than trump, we fought people harder than them, if we stand up and be what we're supposed to be" funny nobody's sharing this!

"they're getting ready to celebrate 250th anniversary of the country but we were not free in 1776, it is not our celebration, we got here in 1619, we worked 246 years and never got paid, but we are still here, we come this far by faith" i had to pause it to stop and applaud

yeah he honestly has but its still a shocker to me every time

i dont think you can really understand the evilness of white christian evangelical nationalism without understanding that it exists as the antithesis of the black church and faith in america

"we are dealing with manicured, fifth avenue bigots" like a cool drink of water

"rescinding reconstruction" yes that's correct. "they are killing illegal immigrants" yes that's also correct. "don't sit here so holy and sanctified and act like you have no assignment yourself" well thank you reverend ive been waiting for someone to say it

ok he's done and reverend al is here. and it will never ever ever not be weird to see skinny al sharpton. i'm just that age and it cannot be helped nor changed. he's still got it tho and i'm sure he'll live forever now that he's a little wirey dude

this is similar to obama's speech in that this is distilled bidenisms, like biden is doing an ancient biden impersonation of himself

Federal Reserve Bank of Atlanta just downgraded GDP estimate for Q1 by a FULL 1% from 3.2% to 2.1% #EconSky

he's managed to fit in that bit about how people didn't like catholics back in the day at least twice. im making a note to not bring up the catholic thing next time i go to church in chicago

lord have mercy he is ancient tho my god

that screencap going around where he's saying "i'm a whole lot smarter than you all" is the follow up to "i had a stutter and when you have a stutter people think you're stupid" just in case you actually thought he was going to go off script to insult people at a funeral

a funeral is probably the best audience for him at this point, lots of positive audience feedback, one of the few places being methuselah doesn't work against you

this is gonna be the first time ive seen biden in public since he left and i didn't think he could have continued aging visibly but he persisted

god damn can she ever sing

oh shit its jennifer hudson finally. and she has an entire fox? what is that on her shoulder

god gave you a gift barack why you give it out so sparingly in this dark age when its so needed i will never understand

ESPN push alert ESPN President Donald Trump plans executive order that would "solve all of the problems" facing college sports now

oh ok