🦂 The Scorpiono: Happy Women's History Month 👩🏾‍🎓👩🏾‍🏫👩🏾‍🍳👷🏾‍♀️👩🏾‍🚒👩🏾‍🔬👩🏾‍✈️👩🏾‍🚀👩🏾‍⚖️

That sawing sound sounded like an ominous horn instrument that would play in a movie before the camera cut to Godzilla. 😳

I feel you, friend. It may take a while, but you will move on. I'm sure there's a new pet waiting to be your friend. They won't replace your hedgie, but they will create a new space in your heart. 🫂

My family relatives kept sending me misinformation and disinformation on Facebook, and when I would tell them it was bogus, they would say, "Well, I found it on Facebook. It has to be real!"

I watched my entire family getting cooked by misinformation in real time, so I deleted my account. Smh

That post dog depression ain't no joke. Had me not eating and sitting in my bedroom, in silence, in the dark for about a week. Smh

The emptiness you feel in your soul after losing your dog is palpable. 😔

🎶 "Listen. My ni99a, Drama, man. This what I need you to do. I need just to give em su'um just to warm 'em up...GET CHA PIPES, BITCH! It's Gangsta Grillz." 🎶

I on't know, I might have to design some hand tattoos ideas for myself. Maybe some spiders, bumble bees, or some other insects. 🤔

Oh, lookie! It's a unicorn!

A black person who actually thinks Sinners is *checks notes* "boring?"

Might as well enjoy your last rock out. They knew it was curtains when she walked her flat 2x4 ass off of that stage in humiliation. 🤭

We're not evil.

We're just very strict, particular, and set in our ways. 🙃

MAGA: "He SaYs ThE rAcIsT sHiT wE cAn'T sAy BeCaUsE wE aRe NoT pRoTeCtEd By SeCrEt SeRvIcE."

Operation Cutting off your nose to spite your face

I know you corrected it, but "hot" does sound more applicable. Smh

I would never call my mom (or dad) by her government name. That's a bridge too far. She carried my black ass for 9 whole months. She earned the right to be called "mom."

The only person I wouldn't cuss in front of was my grandmother.

My parents?! They have been and will be cussed out to their faces if they get out of line and forget I am no longer their baby in anything but spirit. I'm grown as hell. My father?! Gets cursed out once a month. 🤣🤣🤣

Sneaker game shot all the way to hell. Adidas have priced their cheap ass looking shoes all the way out. Tf them ugly ass AE 2 cost anything over $100?! Foh!

Why tf would she even have to convince anyone to vote against a 34-count felon, adjudicated rapist, and a fascist?!

How long are yall going to make excuses for stupidity? You're only saying that because the majority of the goofies who didn't support her were WHITE. Stfu making excuses!

Happy Birthday! 😃🥳

I want that so bad! Yoshi is my fave! 🥰

But I ain't goin' all the way to L.A. for it. Smh 😔

Huh?

Who talks like that?

TRUMP. 👏🏾 IS. 👏🏾 A. 👏🏾 WAR. 👏🏾 CRIMINAL! 🗣

Tan Suit Obama would be the
Final Boss in a Republican RPG video game. 🤌🏾

What about that coach, though? 🤔

Music challenge! Who are 4 of your favorite ladies in music?

Erykah Badu
Whitney Houston
Missy Elliott
Lauryn Hill

🥰🥰🥰

#Blacksky #Musicsky #WomensHistoryMonth

How tf he gone sign an executive order regarding college basketball? What does that even? Huh?

Tf would anybody be okay with the government signing legislation regarding sports?!

Get outta here with the performative bs!

Can't relate.

I hoard it. 🤷🏾

I'm very OCD. I live by routine and habit. I create them both to maintain a level of control and stability.

Unpredictability makes me irritable.

Man, gtfoh with that bs! Ain't nobody black said none of that goofy ass sh!t to you, LIAR!

"ShE wAs ToO sTiFf" is not even something a black person would say about another black person.

The only time we call somebody "stiff" is when we say some flat, long back ass white girl trying to twerk! 🤣

Who tf do you think you're talking to?! We ain't none of your kids you can gaslight, because we want to believe got anyway!

Didn't nobody black say that stupid ass bs to you. Stop coming on here and lying like their ain't a whole feed called Blacksky dedicated to black ppl! Get tf outta here!

It's funny because I'm "isn't a nigga." 🤣