Hailey Majewski

Artists, quote with something silly!

(...it's time to bring back the worst thing I ever made)

Anita won an intimidation check against some NPCs by staring at them unblinking while playing with her bag of teeth. My girl. <3

Age verification?

I still fondly remember the first VHS tape we got for Christmas. It was Beauty and the Beast.

The Super Bowl is chock full of AI ads and, from the bottom of my heart, I hope every single company humoring this shit goes bankrupt in glorious fashion, and that the marketing firms responsible for pitching this fuck-awful slop spends the rest of their miserable days fighting off lawsuits.

Believe it or not, on Sunday in the northern hemisphere we will have finished the darkest 14 weeks of the year. The other 38 are basically OK for daylight. We are essentially through now.

Sudden Burst Of Confidence Not Sure Where The Hell It Came From Either

Sudden Burst Of Confidence Not Sure Where The Hell It Came From Either https://theonion.com/sudden-burst-of-confidence-not-sure-where-the-hell-it-c-1819577317/

lots of people aren't "protestors," but "bystanders living their lives who see something vile / evil happening"

The administration that spent the first half of 2025 telling us there was nothing wrong with coordinating literally classified war plans on Signal now is saying that it believes it’s a crime to post publicly available information on Signal.

some dope named Gunther Eagleman on X who was clearly fed a steady diet of paint chips as a child posted a photo of a cardboard box with a pile of disposable hand warmers and the word FREE in bubble letters scrawled on the side and said: BREAKING: The "No-Go-Zone" in Minneapolis is getting fully stocked like a pop-up leftist supply depot, free hand warmers, winter gear, coffee, food, milk, you name it. This is PROFESSIONAL-grade logistics. Someone is BANKROLLING this autonomous zone.

nothing smacks of professional-grade logistics like FREE scrawled on a cardboard box in bubble letters

Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is murderer and pronounced deedah-heehee

Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.

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This is an excellent analogy, because my recollection from grade school is that the pen on the right looks fun and exciting, and then you play with it for a few minutes and realize it's not actually useful for anything and in fact makes some tasks more cumbersome, and never think about it again.

I'm in my basket making era, apparently.

Being able to interact with my Hungarian cousins is one of the only reasons I actually use my FB/Insta accounts.

The world is pretty terrifying right now, so I made a little basket. It's not perfect but it's mine and I'm very proud of it.

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

George Orwell, 1984

Shane Morris @GShaneMorris Follow ... Millennials who are very cavalier about not having children are in for a shock when they enter their 40s & realize life is only half over. What do you do at that point? Keep trying to be sexy & have fun? I expect to see a lot of sadness & confusion about what to do at that point.

My man, I'm 37, and I've barely even begun to find Bugs

Cybertruck Owners Only Joe Sawyer • 19h • O ... X Had an issue stopping my Cybertruck from a low speed the other day and had to make a choice to crash it or risk going tumbling down a mountain to probable death. Sucks to see, but it held up well and only a few minor scrapes and bruises. Still going over every choice made and trying to understand why it would not stop and was gaining speed from 5 mph to 12+ while on the brakes. ABS was probably hurting more than helping on this 26° downhill angle. Hoping to be able to talk to someone at Tesla as I have the crash recorder data already. [cybertruck upside down like the shitty little brick it is

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

President currently feuding with a beloved American comedy icon who was murdered 24 hours ago.

A 3D printed skull of a dodo with some support structures still attached. In the background is a large number of plants.

Do you ever do something and then go "I probably shouldn't be allowed to wield this much power"? Anyway I 3D printed a life sized dodo skull. Stay tuned for the rest of the skeleton.

While the paper hasn't come out just yet, the news certainly has. Proud to announce our discovery of color patterning in a sauropod dinosaur. Will go in depth tomorrow.

NANOTYRANNUS IS REAL, Y'ALL!!!

Device…hoarding. Because you don’t go get a new one while yours is still fine.

Apparently I am also practicing car hoarding, house hoarding, husband hoarding, dog hoarding, computer hoarding, furniture hoarding and art hoarding.

Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea

Me: "That's a good point."
Husband: "I have many good points. And also many bad ones."

Screen grab from Dropbox saying Emojis in file names are finally here!

No no no begs every archivist. You are never going to be able to find anything. Please don’t start using emojis in file names. Who asked for this? What fresh hell is next?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE