i want drugs that get rid of the need for sleep
06.03.2026 07:42
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bilbo?
06.03.2026 06:34
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one for each of us, thank you blair
06.03.2026 05:04
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wait you didn’t specify how much dignity
06.03.2026 05:02
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Storing lots of jokes on my hard drive. Over 100 gigglebytes.
05.03.2026 20:45
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oh no, you misunderstood
06.03.2026 04:53
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they only blocked the left side of the picture 🤷♂️
06.03.2026 04:51
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to make sure people don’t blame me for your posts i’m going to need veto power. sorry los but it’s for the best
06.03.2026 04:50
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los you are literally quoting your own post
06.03.2026 04:48
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I visited Pixar once on a field trip in art school and our tour guide told me there is a person who works in a special desk set up where they are cradled like a baby, which has always been my ideal work position and I had thought it impossible, but no, the magic of Pixar!
06.03.2026 04:44
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can anyone translate this
06.03.2026 04:43
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rude
06.03.2026 04:41
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OMG
06.03.2026 04:40
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los and greg remaking the movie face/off, but wait…
wait…
06.03.2026 04:38
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If bsky has taught me anything
it’s that my brain has a built-in typo filter that stays active until the precise moment I hit post
05.03.2026 23:27
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baja blast bidets
06.03.2026 04:10
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I wouldn't try logging off you don't want to know what happened to the last guy
06.03.2026 00:15
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fetal position desk when
06.03.2026 04:32
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A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable
Made it to Friday but at what cost
06.03.2026 03:24
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no no it’s me, the mayor of new york
06.03.2026 03:54
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ms paint ftw
06.03.2026 03:26
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they should make cement blocks with better arch support
03.01.2026 21:10
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you for sure, i messed up and used a gray crayon on some of mine
06.03.2026 03:20
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🫣🫶
06.03.2026 03:19
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selfie of me with brown hair and a patchy gray/brown beard wearing a gray hoodie making a blue steel face scrunch
i drew mine on i swear
06.03.2026 03:16
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(holding a skewer up to the sun) astronomically far kebab
06.03.2026 03:10
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is this about me
06.03.2026 03:05
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no longer allowed to listen to Wake Me Up Before You Go Go while pumping gas
06.03.2026 00:05
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(at sunset) sun is afk
06.03.2026 01:53
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always fucking kelvin
06.03.2026 03:02
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