If I had the time, this could be really funny, but I'm blocked out for at least 6 months.
Go on. You know you want to.
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If I had the time, this could be really funny, but I'm blocked out for at least 6 months.
Go on. You know you want to.
elonsmuk
Tempted.
Could make a fun bot.
All we need now is a boot squashing the Donald.
Sound up!
Farage talking Chagos with Trump over dinner at Mar-A-Lago last night is your latest reminder that official U.S. policy is to grease the wheels for "patriotic European parties" to take power across the continent. An astonishing moment, nonetheless.
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You put your right arm in, your right arm out...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Defence secretary accuses Tory and Reform MPs of โunpatrioticโ behaviour
John Healey lambasts opposition politicians for seeking to turn Donald Trump and the US against Keir Starmer
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Look what they've done to our beautiful internets.
What we see here is Donald Trump, acting as he always does, as a global chaos generator.
The further we stand away from that, the better off we will be.
Well said @georgemonbiot.bsky.social ๐
#bbcqt #IranWar
The God Botherers are back in the White House, giving the old boot a recharge.
#ItsAcult
Mad MAGAs screaming into a void.
It's a cult.
Oh great. Another bonkers theocracy.
Mafia cosplaying as a cult.
This is superb, as ever from @bbcrosatkins.bsky.social who should be in charge of political content in the BBC.
Head and shoulders above all domestic political commentators.
Unemotional fact based unpeeling of bullshit
Rufuk's Cunningham didnโt realise she wasnโt at a care home, but at a university. ๐
Giggling at this. What a dick. The punchline is worth the wait.
I guess the difference is that Ukraine was defending itself.
Sickening.
Road users have options
Ok, but road users do have options, as you can see on the map. There is no need to drive your vehicle through the yellow section, especially if it is causing environmental damage to rare chalk streams on top of what the water companies have been doing.
I guess my point is it's unnecessary.
Since people rode horses and carts through them. This is being done for fun, and it's not just crossing the river.
youtu.be/_CbqVIspJSs
I can only imagine that they're angry Clarkson clones outraged by anyone telling them they can't drive their cars through a chalk stream river.
This is ridiculous. Why would you want to drive your 4x4 through a chalk stream river?
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/politic...
Si Phan Don Laos.
Laos
Still going...
#Iran
#Epstein
#EpsteinFiles
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