Shecky

That is a CHAMPION business plan, as long as there isn't a Krispy Kreme next door.

I don't give a fuck what that assgasket said; that placemat is goddamn ADORABLE. Feels like *home*.

The really HUGE ones, I call Overcompensators.

Ummm... Excuse me, can I help you find something?

Now, we always believed in *cleaning* our trucks, but any truck that's actually hauled dirt, hay, logs, etc. always has *signs* it's been in real work, no matter how clean.

Upon seeing a Ford Blingomatic in oncoming traffic earlier this week, I told my wife that the countryfolk opinion on such trucks was that if it didn't look like it narrowly missed a war zone, you don't need a pickup truck.

I think this is a great argument, beautifully constructed

Autobots, sashay out!

Feet Smegsbreath always looks like he sneaks into used-car dealerships and tries to act like he's the salesman.

The Cait Sidhe have stopped hiding.

Good lord. You hang on to established, reliable line even more than you do with known-quantity "skill" positions. That's sposta be GOSPEL.

This is the kind of “leader” that historically views “glory and honor” as the amount of casualties racked up.

Absolutely unfit to lead a drunken conga line, let alone this nation.

Hawkeye (and the writers room) knew.

\m/

The only one who could ever reach me /

Was the son of a…

...my primary email is *still* Hotmail.

“You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.” ← another rule that turns out not to apply to Republicans.

Relationship advice? MARRY HER NOW FFS.

I do the updated version of the seven-pocket check whenever I go to walk out the door (actually saying in order "keys, wallet, phone, headset...").

This is not a sincere complaint. This is a humble brag.

March 6, 1969 - Apollo 9
Without doubt some of the finest photography of the Apollo program and one of my favourite chapters in the book.
The mission was conducted entirely in Earth orbit. Dave Scott is seen poking his head out of the hatch.
2 years later, he walked on the Moon.

Glad you're an author saying that, because an editor saying that would be a bit on the nose. XD

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

Colloquial phrase updated for modern usage

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Working on a q&a lecture for a class today: The story of robots is always a story about slavery. The story of LLMs labeled as AI is a story about class, and which humans pay the cost, including the physical toll on their bodies/minds, and the lack of water and electricity, so data centers can exist.

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

Once they've reached the level of "cesspit," the only real variable is the size of said cesspit... and you may have a point about MarKwayne Mullet on that.

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

Anyone else remember this from about a decade ago? "All the best people. Really terrific. Believe me."