On March 10, 1913, abolitionist Harriet Tubman died at approximately 91 years old. Her birth year is believed to be around 1822, though the exact year is uncertain due to the lack of official records for enslaved people at the time.
Plays well with Jeanie Thomas via Fox News
Translation: “I’m old and don’t care. I look pretty good for my age.”
Yum
Disaster is already here, this is what happens when one party controls all branches of government
It’s the only way to keep at it
They don't write 'em much better than this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=13zL...
MAGA: “If our Nintendo controllers are a day late, we need to kill a whale”
That 2 billion number was first reported in 2018 and has long been true. 22 million jobs switch hands in the US each year as a course of business as usual. There are still plenty of stable jobs worldwide.
She continued: “I’m pointing my space lasers at them now and I don’t care about your fact checking”
Same guy that said: “Haitians eat your pets” - he knows how to get peoples attention
I had a boss once who didn’t vote. Here is why: “if I don’t vote, I don’t get on the list for jury duty. I hate jury duty”
AIs cannot be stopped from hallucinating - it’s baked into the LLM math. User beware
Tehran ran out water - ha ha. Some threat
Bat shit crazy plays well on Fox
Floyd, a lovable deep sea fisherman from Fresno
Curtains
We have a mute button on ours
Typical “grab the news cycle” with outrageous claims like “they eat dogs and cats” to get everyone’s attention
It’s never them - useless
Funding pensions for Americans? Ask corporations collectively to pool the $23 billion annually in unused gift card $ to place bets on themselves in the form of pensions.
Before cell phones, I worked for GTE CA (later bought by Verizon). Back in twisted pair days, our rates were regulated to allow 15% profit over cost of service. It’s a good model.
Black and white sky
Grandma said: “All war is bad”
AirPods Pro - not cheap but sound canceling is great! Helps listening to anything
Chronically underpaid
“My bombs are the best bombs, they are the greatest bombs. They are peace bombs. These bombs are “stable genius” bombs.”
Life’s a stage…
Doesn’t seem to be working
It knocked Johnny Mathis off the billboard charts as the longest running top album (7 years or so)
Elvis recorded 50 takes before he kept a vocal
