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Self-published author, mostly sci-fi and fantasy with occasional forays into other fields. I also offer editing and beta-reading services. If you share A.I.-generated content, I'll Mute you; if you *create* it, I'll Block you. #ActuallyAutistic He/Him/His

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What's between "confused" and "surprised"? (This is not a riddle. I'm looking for an adjective.)

07.03.2026 02:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, that's why most men get married.

06.03.2026 17:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has she forgotten that we already admitted targeting plenty of civilians in the Caribbean last fall? Or is this simply another case of hoping that *we've* forgotten it?

06.03.2026 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And for the lady, perhaps audiobooks that support indie bookstores instead of mega corporations doing questionable things.

06.03.2026 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 119 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Skittles | Television Commercial | 1990
Skittles | Television Commercial | 1990 YouTube video by Analog Memories

Ah, the 90s, when your candy commercial could, for absolutely no reason, start off with the Bride of Frankenstein. Not even Halloween when this commercial came out, I'll bet.

youtu.be/xSZQ8q5ID88?...

06.03.2026 14:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That's the correct order.

06.03.2026 11:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œWell, be off, then!โ€ said the Pigeon in a sulky tone, as it settled down again into its nest. Alice crouched down among the trees as well as she could, for her neck kept getting entangled among the branches, and every now and then she had to stop and untwist it.

06.03.2026 12:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ai translation is garbage for so many reasons!

04.03.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 62 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is why bombings lile these are *usually* carried out at night, so even if you miss, your "collateral damage" is limited to buildings, not people. Not children.

06.03.2026 07:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The fact that things haven't noticeably improved and that people are worried about the same things we were 80 years ago should be a sign that the way we've set this world up is wrong. Are we just going to wait *another* 80 years for things to improve, or will we change things?

06.03.2026 07:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In fact, have one *any* day except Monday!

06.03.2026 06:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So have an *unbirthday* party on Sunday!

06.03.2026 06:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do whatever you think is right for the story.

06.03.2026 05:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The thing is, you *are* genuinely kind. You don't need to do anything to prove it.

06.03.2026 05:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"New Tart and Tangy, new Wild Berry, new Tropical." I can hear it now.

06.03.2026 05:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here's a problem with TV that the new series #StarfleetAcademy is highlighting for me: If you're going to insist that each season only be ten episodes long, and that even the *best* series never get ten seasons, then the "hundredth episode" milestone is simply going to disappear from television.

06.03.2026 02:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Western civilization" is a contradiction in terms.

06.03.2026 02:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like I saw something like this on an episode of Avatar TLA.

06.03.2026 02:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

05.03.2026 23:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 4839 ๐Ÿ” 1286 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74 ๐Ÿ“Œ 126

All I can say is, it's gonna take some *fast* talking to keep Caleb from getting kicked out of the Academy. Maybe SAM, too.

05.03.2026 23:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Memphis Belle (8/10) Movie CLIP - Bombs Away (1990) HD
Memphis Belle (8/10) Movie CLIP - Bombs Away (1990) HD YouTube video by Movieclips

Reminds me of this scene from "Memphis Belle". Imagine a military that takes such great care to bomb their target and *not* the nearby school.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNdp...

05.03.2026 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminds me of this scene from "Memphis Belle". Imagine a military that takes such great care to bomb their target and *not* the nearby school.

05.03.2026 23:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't see this planet as a "wretched hive" stereotype. The "bad guys" haven't even taken it over yet. I see it more as a "desperate locale for refugees" type of place. Maybe that doesn't make it any better.

05.03.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Characters are always more important than plot, anyway. Most plots are pretty basic, not to mention repetitive. Doesn't matter, so long as the characters are interesting.

05.03.2026 21:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another possibility is they saw it coming and figured they had no other choice. It's not uncommon in warfare for one side to figure out what the other side will do and then let them do it. Think about it: This attack didn't harm any Federation planets or ships; it just isolated them. Could be worse.

05.03.2026 21:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I swear, if that doesn't become a meme, then I totally don't understand people.

05.03.2026 21:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's no different than any other series or movie. What you have and the characters lack is *genre* savvyness.

05.03.2026 21:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I'm still wondering about *her*.

bsky.app/profile/step...

05.03.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it retroactively makes that episode better. I hate when really important stuff (not characters, necessarily, but *stuff*) is introduced into a series and then never brought up again. I kinda want them to make a fully-functioning Genesis Device, to be honest.

05.03.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was wondering about him the entire episode, starting with the scene in Jay-Den's quarters.

05.03.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0