embarrassed myself yesterday in front of three beautiful women as I stood there (they were sitting) and tried to find the word for quiche by stating “it’s got like eggs and stuff, starts with a C”
not the part of my post-op follow-up i thought would be most embarrassing but alas
“I just got out of the briefing and I think you should hold your loved ones tight” thanks senator, very encouraging
Reform UK is just the political party from V for Vendetta but instead of manufacturing an actual domestic crisis, it’s just the natural end result of decades of neoliberalism
watching the US get accidentally dunked on by Gulf allies and also like, show how actually bad it is at anything other than curb stomping unarmed civilians has made the pain less bad though
truly humbling to realize I was not in fact just doing good at recovery, i was just powering through by a steady supply of good drugs, and as soon as I lost those it sucked REAL HARD
If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.
this theory did so much long term damage to me that it can honestly never be mitigated. truly set back my entire transition by like a decade at least.
despicable stuff, to be expected from rags like The Atlantic and NYT these days
the AWS post-mortem after that one Call of Duty game where the russians are inexplicably paradropping into Northern Virginia would be crazy
“We invoke international law and the “rules based international order” when adversaries engage in unlawful actions, but abandon those same rules entirely when it’s the Americans…For a country that depends on law more than force for its own security, that is not realism; it is recklessness.”
they call it neopussy because it's got that new car smell
stephen king tried to warn us about Maine
for some reason I feel like this is something you’d do if you were just a cis dude @rape.fan idk
there’s just this gay cis dude here also recovering from bottom surgery and honestly respect. more dudes should get a pussy, that’s cool as hell. iconic commitment to bottoming
imagine genuinely thinking this and then learning about how popular skyr is becoming
Batman villain x used e-scooter salesman x phone collections agent
not only is Newsom a giant asshole but also he’s a cringe loser which is almost worse
maybe try to find a joke that isn’t also a dunk on a marginalized group of your own supporters, jackass
the hardest part about bottom surgery isn’t the eight hours a day of aftercare, it’s balancing that with eating well and wanting to sleep twenty hours a day
Also this definitely classifies as one of the strangest things I’ve done with friends.
So I’ve been showing any of my friends who asks my surgical results and so far quite positive reviews for only six days post-op
god, can confirm. having those people is also probably the single best experience in life despite the horror of the entire experience
like it’s absolutely gruesome but it’s THERE and i’ve seen it and it’s MINE that’s crazy
holy hell that’s awesome
i’ve finally declared iOS keyboard bankruptcy since it insists on correcting words to misspelled versions of them which is diabolical
Today is the day I get to see my surgical results for the first time. The anticipation is almost as high as the anxiety 😅
going to sleep with 3/10 pain and waking up to like 7/10 pain is awful, absolutely can’t recommend
good news everyone, EI is working exactly as intended (litigating the smallest possible thing to the point where you give up entirely on it and cry on the phone instead)
honestly this is the part that infuriates me the most.
like idk girl, our dude dropped out, a new guy was picked from the entire country over the next two months, he immediately calls an election, and wins it.
truly possible to find a better candidate almost three years out from an election
individuals should not be punished for the government being intentionally shitty, but i have no other recourse than voting whenever we do that next and ruining this person's friday afternoon the tiniest bit
also in case you were wondering, i did in fact call outside of those hours today and left a voicemail with a, let's say, less than pleasant tone
shout out to Service Canada for calling me at 11am, leaving a voicemail and an email, and requiring me to call back between 6am and 2pm "within 1 working day(s)"
actual psychopath behaviour, deeply hostile government, and supremely evil way to administer any social program
