It reads like the evil scheme from an Austin Powers movie:
"My orbital mirrors weell eelewmeenate the earth, extending the work day to a full 24 hours!"
"We, um, already have a system for that, sir. We call them... lights."
I think driving a submarine still wins.
I once opened for Grace Jones.
"...don’t tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to."
A couple dozen lines from this movie have become embedded in my personal language. ALSO: Possibly the greatest closing credits of all time.
Grabbing some popcorn and settling in to enjoy the wing flapping and squawking.
Ohmigawd, it's the Hasbro G.I. Joe Bill Of Rights Battlewagon, brought to you by, I kid you not, the tobacco industry -- redux.
Absolutely all the Absolute DC reprints, am I right?
Spotted in Seattle's Fremont neighborhood
Arrgh.
And they don't care. Any talking heads right now are just filling space and killing time till the next batch of combat footage can be put up. And they're happy, because there's nothing like it to get eyes on screens by the millions.
Huzzah!
Seriously, well done.
People do what you pay them to do.
You pay corporate executives to make stock prices go up, not to make better products.
You pay politicians to get re-elected, not to govern well.
You pay reporters to get a bigger audience, not to tell the truth.
And so forth.
Be aware of what you pay people to do
Le sigh...
My cartoon in @thetimes.com
#unprecedented
And to you and yours, ma'am.
Amen.
when does tet start
You have, as the younglings say, understood the assignment. Well done...and WANT!
Goodnight, Boo. Thank you.
Aaaannd we're off!⚽
It's a lovely day. Enjoy puttering!
A timely note about the Hugos.
Sure.
I'll belive it when I see it.
If they are, where are they going?
*snrrkk*
And now the parade is ending and the smart folks aren't even trying to get out of downtown Seattle for at least an hour. "What's near the parade route where we could kill an hour or two?" All hands, brace for impact!
Yes. That would be the schtick: Tig Notaro, worst Muppet guest EVER! It would be amazing!
Seriously, she's a mom with kids, she knows who the Muppets are, she plays one of the most quietly subversive characters on Star Trek, and she's funny! Do it right, it will be hilarious!
Heads up, comic creators, this guy is the real stuff. Hire him.
I played DCUO for the first time in a couple of years yesterday. In the latest storyline, I was basically fighting ICE alongside Guy Gardner.
Cool.
