bucket list was a phrase invented for the film “The Bucket List”, and nobody had ever said it before that
bucket list was a phrase invented for the film “The Bucket List”, and nobody had ever said it before that
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I hope Keir Starmer wakes up covered in caterpillars and there are so many caterpillars, he’s telling his wife he doesn’t even know where the caterpillars came from but she’s SO angry at him for the caterpillars and when he tries to eat breakfast caterpillars pour out of his stupid cornflakes box.
italics for emphasis will be next
no, because they don’t want to, and you and I can’t make them, so [raspberry sounds]
then no. the only examples are very small countries and even then the (current) inability to put actual boots on the ground maybe disqualifies those examples too
Aunt Bessie’s pancake mix. what an unexpected banger. happy shrove
pulled out by its roots, etc
does Corelli Barnett mean nothing to you
keir starmer waiting for the may elections
the puff piece in the graun literally went from “he expertly masterminded the selections to get rid of the far left” to “and selected candidates including his wife” without so much as a glance at the camera. I think even the hagiographers have an inkling they know what they’re selling
he actually does have a chance to secure 10% more of a reputation as “no okay he did actually stand for something” by resigning on Monday morning
he wasn’t meant to get in, remember
conference… if I can go to jail… WE
metal gear solid: breadcakes of the patriots
I’ve genuinely made people confused by saying how angry I am with his right wing policies and behaviour
a key figure in the middle period Brony Wars, jeffr_csa was banned in 2013
and no I haven't put the Mandelson-Epstein-Reinaldo scoop on twitter
we journalists *can* make Bluesky the place to break news
I do think that a possibly underrated dynamic in The Horrors is that the Right as it has reconstituted itself under Trump legitimately can’t understand sincere moral or physical courage
yeah but the idea that means the game is over (a game in which Burnham is one of many players, not the protagonist) is also for the birds, surely?
I’d go further and say that he is now inevitable before the election at this point, unless there’s a truly old school proper stitchup for Streeting (no other candidates allowed etc). what deal he makes with Rayner will be key
congratulations to Ed Miliband!
@coneshotline.bsky.social cones look what I saw today
I see a lot of people debating the funniest outcome and to be clear the answer is:
1) They let Burnham run.
2) He wins it.
3) They lose the mayoral by-election.
4) This forces a leadership election.
5) Andy doesn't win it.
did you doubt the plan, Andy-on?
I have gone all in. it’s 2026. it just is
I *think* Kieran crossed the line of the rules of the show (wilf would’ve won if he hadn’t done it and said “parting gift”), either formally at the time or in such a way that they tightened up the rules in s2. which I get
but enough about geopolitics!
Slightly diminish a game
Bridge Request
unstoppable!