EYES ON THE PRIZE PEOPLE
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EYES ON THE PRIZE PEOPLE
Un dΓa mΓ‘s buscando trabajos: "DiseΓ±ador GrΓ‘fico para crear diseΓ±os de alta calidad para entrenar una IA"
Y los huevos tambiΓ©n me los podΓ©is comer
Iba a poner el 2 que es el que me gusta mΓ‘s pero como estaba ese pues ese π
habia una trend de esto asΓ que dejo por aquΓ lo del top 9 juegos (extralimitado y me faltan muchos pero bueno)
quiero.... salir.... comer un ramencito... dar una vuelta ....
felicidades a las mujeres, es vuestro dΓa que no os lo quiten!
OOOOOOUUUUUUUAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
EstΓ‘ pelΓcula es la cosa que mΓ‘s daΓ±o mental me ha hecho desde que empezamos el aΓ±o
me estoy descojonando solo
estoy cansado jefe...
Γltimamente me estΓ‘n dando bajones enormes por las tardes, asΓ que he decidido ir viΓ©ndome las pelis de Wes Anderson porque me fascina su estilo y solo me he visto 2
LE HE ENVIADO 100 EUROS (tecnicamente) SIN QUERER A @ankie.drinks.monster
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this is the ritual to lead you on. π¦Ή #AlanWake2
Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.
"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."
Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.
siendo las mΓ‘s caΓ³ticas ft. @babohorangi.the-gay.cat y @kholijo.bsky.social
pican pican los mosquitos
te pican con disimulo
unos pican en la cara
y otros pican en el cu-
an image of Daisy from the mario franchise edited to be holding a gun, saying "I do not support all indies, some of you bitches use gen ai"
mood of the morning.
y la que moddee π
me siento como en las grandes ligas
Chicos he roto la barrera, ahora recomiendan mis mods del Lethal Company incluso en el Reddit
por favor le pido a los dioses un trabajito lindo y que pague decente por favor no pido mucho, uno nada mΓ‘s
Disfrutar del espetec, hay que ver la preguntita
the post of all time
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."
A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."
A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
Ah... uh... hi
