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Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida

passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

"This war will be fun, and easy" - every idiot who starts a war

Every bsky staff member keeps talking about how the goal is Nice Social Media but then the second they're even remotely pushed back against for something shitty, and they immediately crash out for multiple days crying about their subhuman userbase.

NewsNation, the supposedly centrist, non-partisan, down-the-middle network that only wants to report the news, is out here cheering on Karoline Leavitt for berating Kaitlan Collins and using that to promote themselves.

NYT using an official account to directly reply to people who criticize them is so embarrassingly pathetic.

emanuel is a perfect example of the media trying to create its own reality. he has no organic constituency and his mayoralty ended in scandal and failure. but pundits love him so now we get one million articles insisting against all real evidence that he's actually a huge player

Kristi Noem got fired live at a conference of cops kissing her ass. It’s not justice but it is something

(And it’s still #FuckICE and Abolish it no matter who’s in charge)

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Trump Fires Kristi Noem, Taps Oklahoma Senator to Lead DHS Donald Trump announced that he is removing Kristi Noem as secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, and tapping Sen. Markwayne Mullin.

Trump Fires Kristi Noem, Taps Oklahoma Senator to Lead DHS

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brought to you by cleveland’s own kid cudi (aka scott ramon seguro mescudi)

IM UP ITS LIT

Equating Bush’s invasion of Iraq with Biden’s withdrawal from Afghanistan is utterly insane.

And yes, it is a real product.

Cooking the Good Books

just read this whole thing in full and this might actually be the most brutal Chotiner piece to date

Imagine having the last 150 years of Middle East history at your fingertips, and still believing we’re just one bombardment away from entirely remaking the Middle East.

I say this with upmost respect to @ichotiner.bsky.social, the best political interviewer in the USA:

I do not understand why people don't hide in the Canadian wilderness whenever he requests an interview.

My guess is that either the subjects don't know him or think "I'll be the one to beat him!"

“At the end of the day, she didn’t sound any better than some of these ultra-conservative people who were demeaning Black and Brown folk on a regular basis,” said Rev. Rodney Sadler, a Bible scholar and longtime community activist in Charlotte. “It felt like a betrayal of the utmost.” Cunningham’s comments proved so problematic for Sadler that he said he realized that she was “no longer worthy of being our representative” and he had to run against her. “It drove me to a point of saying, ‘She needs to go, and she needs to go now,’” the 58-year-old pastor, who works at Charlotte’s Union Presbyterian Seminary, told Bolts.

this guy challenged a sitting Democratic lawmaker in yesterday's primary, angered by her pro-ICE vote, and he ousted her 70% to 22%.

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praying they don't fix the headline

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The Massachusetts Department of Correction has been fighting me for months, trying to withhold data about its collaboration with ICE.

Yesterday, I won that fight, and obtained records showing that the state has transferred more than 2,000 people into ICE custody since 2009.

A quick thread:

It shouldn’t be possible to block an account if you’re not supposed to be “allowed” to block it

And also, people shouldn’t be subjected to being banned for blocking any account on a supposed “open’ social network

Exclusive | Gayle King Signs New Deal With CBS News The ‘CBS Mornings’ co-host dispelled rumors of a possible departure, staying with the network amid a broader overhaul.

It's important to remember that it was just a few weeks ago during a network all-hands meeting, Gayle King passionately defended Bari Weiss's leadership of CBS News.

Skip ahead to today, and King -- who makes $15 million a year -- has renewed her contract.

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If you maintain your work and business WITHOUT generative "A.i.," you will be ahead of the game when these companies jack up their prices before crashing and burning.

Also, your work won't be trash.

Engaging in bird behavior makes you a bird. Gender neutral.

A pair of CNN headlines, "CIA working to ark Kurdish forces to spark uprising in Iran, sources say" "Analysis: Why arming Iranian Kurds might be a bad idea"

"Oh yeah? Name one instance where arming an insurgent force in the middle east and training them ever came back to bite us!"
-DNI Tulsi Gabbard, probably

This is an incredible chart from Al Jazeera.

It shows just how barbaric US foreign policy has been, bombing ten countries this century.

The United States is a nation addicted to war.

Mugshot of RUSH bar owner Jackson Mosley from Montgomery County Policee. Mosley was arrested March 2nd on an outstanding warrant.
Mosley posted $5,000 bond and was released.
Trial is set for April 16th where he faces one count of Felony Theft: $1,500 to under $25,000 and faces up to 5 years in jail.

Sports fans know this isnt new. Many outlets started publishing "automated" game recaps using only the box score about 15 years ago. It sucked & it faded away. History will repeat. AI writing is bad, not good, which is why readers reject it.

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

A medical journal says the case reports it has published for 25 years are, in fact, fiction A Canadian journal has issued corrections on 138 case reports it published over the last 25 years to add a disclaimer: The cases described are fictional. Paediatrics & Child Health, the journal…

This story is nuts

The journal ‘Pediatrics and Child health’ has been published an article type, for case reports, that are made up and fictional without having any clear notice 😱

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