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mapgie

@mapgie.co.uk

(She/her) Software Impostor. Collector of interests. ADHD af. I regret most of the things I say. πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ #BLM

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It's my punk moment.

(I also did a 200 line PR where about half of it is CSS, and a PR with a one letter change.

There's balance in the world.)

05.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Making enemies with my 7000+ line PR because I woke up and chose violence.

04.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I unconstructively vent on Bluesky and then feel guilty when a nice human asks me to raise a GitHub issue.

04.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
South Western Railway ticket machine
Screen reads:
Top left:
"Ticket base data info:
Return ticket valid for date shown,
outward and return time restrictions apply Mon - Sat, including bank holidays"

Center: "Please select your fare"
Yellow 'attention' bar reads: "Any permitted" with an ℹ️ information button.

Two buttons occupy the rest of the screen:
Green top button: Off-peak day return Β£16.40 (selected)
Blue bottom button: Anytime Day Return Β£19.10

South Western Railway ticket machine Screen reads: Top left: "Ticket base data info: Return ticket valid for date shown, outward and return time restrictions apply Mon - Sat, including bank holidays" Center: "Please select your fare" Yellow 'attention' bar reads: "Any permitted" with an ℹ️ information button. Two buttons occupy the rest of the screen: Green top button: Off-peak day return Β£16.40 (selected) Blue bottom button: Anytime Day Return Β£19.10

Why do these bastard ticket machines default to tickets that would, were I to buy one and board the train with it, result in me being fined for paying an inappropriate fare?

26.02.2026 09:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Make DACPACs make sense!

Give us a pre-deployment script that runs pre-pre-deployment script and before the deployment plan that is calculated on a outdated state.

And stop people committing atrocities to bypass the absence of this feature. πŸ‘‡

Thanks @drewsk.bsky.social

13.02.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll always have a soft spot for `unless`

13.02.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just wanted to express some love for the name Ratatui.

10.02.2026 10:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

DACPAC be like:
"A pre-deployment script is executed before the deployment plan is executed but the deployment plan is calculated before the script executes."

Make a plan based on a state that may change. Genius.

10.02.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The foreach ones?

08.02.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad that the filter does what I expect the filter to do (filter more efficiently).

I'm surprised that
Measure-Command { 1..1mb | . $sb}
performs better in the second example, relative to `process`, albeit by a small margin. Is that consistent?

08.02.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Always, please do.

(I'm glad it is because I always prefer foreach but had a pang of guilt that I felt I wasn't using "proper" pwsh...)

08.02.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Mostly things that require two-hands, like comment / uncomment, format... A couple of macros too.

08.02.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is foreach actually faster than | Foreach?

I'm more likely to take questions as interest rather than passive aggression.

I'm not finding you rude. It can be so hard to tell online, with people you've never met, especially at 3am (here).

08.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, my first point was tongue firmly in cheek!

08.02.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like if I was sharing a script I wrote and someone replied in the way you said, I'd feel a bit like my parade was somewhat rained on. I felt it sort of implied I'd wasted my time / shouldn't have bothered. Maybe I'm overly sensitive to how you've phrased it.

08.02.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd hate to discourage anyone from getting excited about writing a pwsh script just because one already exists...

08.02.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe it does a thing I don't want done or in a way I don't want... Everyone knows it's better to build a new framework than to use an existing one πŸ˜‰

Equally, the one the person made might teach the creator of the first one something new... Or do something the other one does not. I

08.02.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Why would I care that someone else made a thing? If I wanted to find a pre-made tool, I'd have searched for one.
There's more than one car, one search engine, one shirt, one recipe for brownies... I can make things other people have made too, I can make them to my taste, and I can enjoy the process.

08.02.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

True, but those parameters weren't in the spec πŸ˜‰

04.02.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't the Big Book problem what ereaders are designed for?

03.02.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I need to make friends that can come round to my house and play with electronics with me.

03.02.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just wanted to let you know that just about everyone I spoke to on Thursday evening told me that your 'archeology' talk was the best one they'd been to. One guy even pulled up the slides to talk to me about it.

01.02.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

He took me up on the offer.

The first person I saw was @mapgie.co.uk, so I introduced them and he got chatting with the group.

He was beaming when he left some hours later.

Job done.

Not so directly related to @garius.bsky.social post, but it's all part of the same process.

01.02.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wore mine from Half-Stack 😁

30.01.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you do multiple covers? That looks different to the one I bought.

27.01.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Imagem mostra voto do estrangeiro nas Presidenciais Portuguesas 2026, mostrando Andre Ventura com 39.4% do voto, com 78% do voto apurado.

Imagem mostra voto do estrangeiro nas Presidenciais Portuguesas 2026, mostrando Andre Ventura com 39.4% do voto, com 78% do voto apurado.

Γ‰ verdade. Enorme desilusΓ£o.

18.01.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My company "forgot" about NDC London.

Massive FOMO starting.... *now*

17.01.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

My new year's resolution is to be more cringe.

It's going to be tough but I'm determined.

10.01.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a desk setup: a brightly coloured mandala-pattern mouse mat fills most of the image, with a black Microsoft ergonomic keyboard partially visible at the top left and a black MMO gaming mouse on the right with a lit glowing TITANWOLF logo and side numpad buttons. A notebook and pen peek in from the bottom left.

Photo of a desk setup: a brightly coloured mandala-pattern mouse mat fills most of the image, with a black Microsoft ergonomic keyboard partially visible at the top left and a black MMO gaming mouse on the right with a lit glowing TITANWOLF logo and side numpad buttons. A notebook and pen peek in from the bottom left.

Anyone else using an MMO gaming mouse programmed with coding shortcuts?

09.01.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That article erases her queerness and the fact she had a wife (who was even in the car with her).

08.01.2026 08:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0