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Garfield

@garfieldthecat

I like lasagna almost as much as I hate fascists Let’s be friends (unless your name is Opie)

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Latest posts by Garfield @garfieldthecat

its called the switch 2 bc you’re gonna switch 2 a cheaper hobby

03.04.2025 00:07 👍 1085 🔁 258 💬 14 📌 9

just c ame up with this "Citizen Haim" feel free to do some thing with that if you are a creative and you want to credit me for any content you make of that

20.02.2024 00:34 👍 775 🔁 37 💬 13 📌 7
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06.01.2024 00:18 👍 1048 🔁 122 💬 13 📌 6
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@garfieldthecat.bsky.social!

05.01.2024 19:54 👍 95 🔁 33 💬 1 📌 0

this says so much about society

19.12.2023 02:40 👍 50 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0
art of a lightstand labeled Microwave going sideways to hit a man that says - the plate - and ignoring a man labeled The food

art of a lightstand labeled Microwave going sideways to hit a man that says - the plate - and ignoring a man labeled The food

19.12.2023 02:33 👍 1905 🔁 303 💬 17 📌 11
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18.12.2023 17:37 👍 1302 🔁 235 💬 33 📌 22
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17.12.2023 22:51 👍 1219 🔁 192 💬 17 📌 9
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17.12.2023 04:32 👍 455 🔁 54 💬 22 📌 7

apparently if u reflexively kick one of santa’s elves like a spooked horse they will ban u from the mall

14.12.2023 03:31 👍 227 🔁 31 💬 7 📌 0
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big day today.

01.09.2023 02:23 👍 170 🔁 40 💬 1 📌 0

Demanding people subject themselves to posts by hundreds of thousands of Neo Nazis instead of blocking them because some sex workers may also have the $8 check is insane. I’m sorry, it is.

19.07.2023 17:44 👍 573 🔁 59 💬 14 📌 11

I fuck most days but only jerk off on mondays

04.07.2023 02:45 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

healing his ailments (letting him rest his head on my boobs while i scratch his hair)

30.06.2023 02:15 👍 127 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 1

kind of like a bluesky icon early warning system

29.06.2023 21:23 👍 3590 🔁 777 💬 54 📌 40

Woah now

28.06.2023 21:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Please dont

28.06.2023 21:06 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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holy shit

24.06.2023 20:05 👍 26 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1

I cannot BELIEVE you guys actually signing up to netflix just because account sharing was banned...You need to learn about cool websites with many beautiful women who would love you message you and send you downloadable files, and

24.06.2023 19:48 👍 217 🔁 28 💬 11 📌 1

headaches are goated when feeling like garbage is the vibe

22.06.2023 03:23 👍 134 🔁 9 💬 9 📌 0
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Crazy how beavers build these

22.06.2023 14:15 👍 910 🔁 126 💬 21 📌 5
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Reminder

17.06.2023 00:28 👍 217 🔁 42 💬 3 📌 4
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Happy pride to @sonic.bsky.social

01.06.2023 06:04 👍 52 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

A counter argument: libraries are safe spaces that do not charge you money to be there. Librarians help those without access to the web to apply for jobs and housing, provide access to accurate information without payment, including physical or e- or audiobooks.

15.06.2023 21:56 👍 2620 🔁 660 💬 130 📌 81

I have movies too

15.06.2023 03:18 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@aoc.bsky.social do you have a favorite orange cat

15.06.2023 02:39 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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Do we hate Nazis here

14.06.2023 21:44 👍 144 🔁 21 💬 9 📌 0