scump smallbrain

Hatsune Miku android

some schools might give you the skills but don't set you up to succeed after you graduate. here at [college], we're dedicated to helping our alums find stable careers! basically we give your data to handshake/indeed and pat ourselves on the back and do fuck all else

雪猎
#signalis

god i love fucky controllers. sure man, D-pad three buttons and a right thumbstick

if the people making NFT metaverses 3 years ago had access to claude code we would have borne witness to software so bad that God would have struck down every computer ever made with a lightning bolt

every Alani Nu energy drink i have locks me in Samsara for at least 2 more lifetimes

eye bleed miku #vocaloid

and you just might make it out of there. hell, if you're as good as they say, we could use you alive. anyway, you have your orders. plane leaves at 1400 hours. good luck, soldier.

re gonna need you to get to the courtyard and activate the beacon so we know it's safe to attempt an air assault. but watch out, General Grosberg will know your location by then, and he's a mean sonofabitch. sources say he's part of a new "super soldier" program. hold him off until our helis arrive

t of there. our intel tells us there's an armory closet right next to the jails, there you're gonna get geared up. next you've gotta make your way to all four corners of the castle crenels, and disable the shield generator on each one, dispatching enemy combatants as necessary. once that's done, we'

pierce the location by force, so we're going to need someone on the inside to open things up for us. that's where you come in, private. we're gonna get you captured, but first you're gonna have to swallow this lockpick. once they get you in the cell, find the right moment to pick the lock and get ou

Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne 🫰💥🫰💥🫰 okay now ive got your attention, listen up soldier. the bastards got commander richardson. he has critical knowledge about our planned offensive that could win the war. they're holding him for interrogation deep within Castle Frossenholt. we don't have enough men to

going to make every image on scump.net webp just to spite this type of person

[screenshot of a post] "WebP compresses better, don't you want the internet to be fast!?" yeah i do maybe we could work on not embedding twenty megabytes of trackers and other bullshit JavaScript so your page runs without adblocking most of it first. no? then fuck webp. that's my opinion

truly baffling post. ooh you think "LED bulbs" are a "nice way to save on your home energy bill"? yeah, well how about we work on closing down every data center in the world first, until then fuck your LED bulbs

literally haven't had a piece of software reject my webp images in Years. where have you all been

guy turning page of calendar to find the year has gone from 2026 to 2021

seeing webp discourse on my timeline

touhou project

#zoneoftheenders

gagobears

"roguelite" usually means they made about 30 minutes of gameplay but you can pick between three random things that change a number by 10% every few minutes. and also theres no level design

サヤ師

Pokemon Quux

Pokemon Foo & Pokemon Bar

a dog is laying on a bed in front of a picture of a beach Alt: snoring dog

Marathon (2026)

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Rich Evans!

yuuuup. this is a good instinct you should nurture this instinct. it's always okay to not post