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It's bold of you to assume that "Lady G" is a top

09.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I roll the stone up the hill. At the top, Chuck Schumer give a little speech about bipartisanship. The stone falls down the hill. I roll the stone...

09.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a hope that tax enforcement will do some a lot of the heavy work there.

I think it's not going to be enough, and we'll need to get tax receipts over 20% of gdp somehow. That's going to involve digging down into the middle class to some degree.

I have low confidence in think tank estimates.

09.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in for this

08.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the energy crisis is gonna tank it anyway, we might as well get one awkward nerd fistfight out of the crash. as a treat.

06.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We could frame it like a video game.

You have 10 ships and they each have N interceptor missiles.

You have to complete 100 escort missions a day.

If you fail one, everything costs 30% more. If you fail two you lose.

06.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine viewing this and concluding that academic Gender Studies is no longer relevant as a field of inquiry.

06.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 337 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

"data is the new oil" proving to be a monkeys paw phrase

06.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a Freddy Mercury appreciation post?

06.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And you get more familiar with your neighborhood, AND you have more stuff nearby, AANNDD you get a bit of exercise, PLUS you can easily get home inebriated without killing anyone

06.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I Have No Mouth And IDDQD

06.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a robot says " let the wookie win " in a star wars scene ALT: a robot says " let the wookie win " in a star wars scene
06.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

at least the soon-to-be-war with Cuba won't impact to any part of the oil supply chain...

06.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
I quickly googled Austin Andrade, one of the men's strongman competitors. Here's a pic of him with sunglasses and a tank top, belly bulging over his lifting belt, wrist straps on for some deadlift-adjacent event. Dude is thicc, has a thicc beard and sunglasses.

I quickly googled Austin Andrade, one of the men's strongman competitors. Here's a pic of him with sunglasses and a tank top, belly bulging over his lifting belt, wrist straps on for some deadlift-adjacent event. Dude is thicc, has a thicc beard and sunglasses.

You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance

06.03.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the contrast between what internet chuds think a "ripped Hutt" would look like and The Arnold's livestream is really something

06.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

... jesus christ we live in such an age of miracles

06.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 512 πŸ” 87 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
Muscular woman with a nosebleed running down her face and onto her collarbone looking badass

Muscular woman with a nosebleed running down her face and onto her collarbone looking badass

that face when you pull 601lbs for the Arnold Strongwoman competition

06.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

06.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 2628 πŸ” 579 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Stock market tanking again today and oil *way* up. What's crazy is Trump could've just rode out the current regression to the mean on inflation, combined with an apparent productivity boom. Instead, did the opposite of econ 101: kicked out workers, reduced immigration, started wars of choice.

06.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 905 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 17

New things can be good, too. I want to be excited about new things.

06.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is cocktail sauce erasure

06.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

meat was expensive!

06.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We were somewhere around Betazoid on the edge of the demilitarized zone when the drugs began to take hold.

06.03.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

so you hate waffles?

05.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need an energy drink with caffeine, ivermectin, creatine, and 60g of sugar

05.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't one of the big themes of his farewell address "don't get jerked around by foreign countries and their disputes"?

05.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's weird to me to see "suicide is the leading cause of death among some age groups" as anything other than a huge success. We eliminated a material failure!

Maybe we could take care of people's emotional needs without some hierarchical bullshit though.

05.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

BIG BOAT

05.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is that a Huwutt?

04.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0