abbie

A screenshot from Resident Evil 9

A screenshot from Pokemon Pokopia

“Which way western man?” I ask myself every night

A Cubone and a Fidough having a nap on a garden bench, behind them is a field of flowers

Look at these sweet babies!!

I wrote a book, signed with a literary agent, and wrote half of the next one in under a year so it’s not for nothing I suppose. Let’s call this a temporary sabbatical.

It should go without saying I haven’t been focusing on my writing with all this going on, a hobby and professional development that was comforting while in exile… but like… how could you during all this? More doomscrolling and video games! More!!!

Also technically not a pokemon but an extra dimensional being? That game had some weird choices

He’s been guzzling for over ten years now!

I miss my old life (vibing in London) this year of hospitals and missiles can get in the bin.

Not a day goes by when I’m not saying this.

Nintendo Switch 2 Activity: Pokemon Pokopia - played for 15 hours or more

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It’s kind of funny how the first week of Covid lockdowns had Animal Crossing, and this had Pokopia, which came out yesterday, and I’ve already clocked in 10 hours

Day 7 sheltering in place with a brief few hours respite on day 6. Kind of losing it but not in a frantic energetic way. In a morose slug that has lost the concept of time way.

I didn’t see dying of thirst because of Trump’s whims on my vision board

3am missile alert lmao our neighbours across the gulf refuse to let us have a good nights sleep

Illiterate Charmander confused by a sign

Lea Michelle!

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

You dissociate with Pokemon for four hours and Kristi ‘I shoot dogs’ Noem gets fired and they didn’t even tell her

The power of making a new mainline game not centered around the Winters.

It is with no pleasure to report that my Bulbasaur in Pokopia is a whinging little shit

Disco Elysium my god a one of a kind experience

You are a multinational conglomerate with a yearly revenue of €4.53 billion you do not cozy up with a blanket and eat snacks

Over at Threads, brands tweeting like they’re unemployed 22 year olds is still a thing

Me too! But good things are simply not possible in the 2020s so jokes on us

Good afternoon. Day 4? 5? of sheltering in place. Had about 40 minutes of calm this morning before the booms started again. How’s it going?

Thought tonight would be the night I’d get some sleep — but no. Nope. Silly Abbie.

Loudest blasts yet

Tell you what missiles and fighter jets in the sky really puts a damper on the book deal anticipation, went from refreshing my inbox like my life depended on it to refreshing news alerts like my life depended on it 💀

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

It was soooo good. I loved the main trio so much.

It’s been a weird 14 hours

Live by the mucinex, die by the mucinex