Eben (gregarious and banned)

had an aura but no seizure

flame shards go goo

(after inflation)

Lol.

Don’t you people ever get tired of pretending

not even gonna pretend that i’m eating because i appreciate the “cuisine” or want to get energy or nutrients or whatever…

i eat for pleasure; i eat to shit

This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster

toppo the morn 2 u

nope, wrong.

Not helpful, actually (if you *actually* care about racism, which you don’t)

(sees Harvard in his bio; adds $500 bet that he’s in the flight logs)

(here is where i bet anybody $1000 that Niko hasn’t mentioned the horn of Africa more than thrice in the oast decade)

none of you hopeless entitled dipshits will be a part of the *actual* future unless/until you figure out how to distinguish politics from aesthetics, and until then people who don’t have this problem will see you as the toxically cynical pieces of shit that you are

(taking notes) Ok so was it not as racist to sell weapons to the saudis for their genocide in yemen and just not say anything at all?

do you think you are contributing to a better discourse with this than whatever sewage is coming out of his mouth?

because i really don’t

ok but it’s your job to say stuff like that

yah yah yah

Today in my quest to draw every Simpson character: Chief! Possibly the first character where the fact that he speaks at all is especially noteworthy.

A digital illustration in the style of a block print. A humanoid figure wearing a red cloak stands next to a long, segmented creature that resembles a carrot. The creature’s body weaves in-and-out of dark bushes.

A digital illustration in the style of old print. It displays three plants in various states of transformation. All are growing vague animal-like bodies: one birdlike, one serpentine, and the other humanoid.

Digital illustration in the style of old print. A large two-headed beast with dark fur emerges from a cave. It lifts its heads to make eye contact with a redheaded child sitting above the cave’s entrance.

A digital illustration in the style of a woodcut. It depicts the upper half of humanoid figure whose “head” is a flattened organic shape. A serpentine creature delicately wraps around the figure’s arm and into an opening in their face. The figure handles the creature gently.

📌 My name is H.B. and I'm a fantasy artist specializing in a nostalgic style. My work is inspired by woodcuts and vintage children's books.

🔗: hbtyson.carrd.co
🖼️: www.inprnt.com/gallery/hbty...

in this economy you can either be the homo or the sexual

he has a name yknow (tony danza)

oh you’re a ‘pansexual’ but you don’t fuck pots? That’s pretty interesting

bisexuals are so confusing it's fucking annoying. do you have sex twice a month or once every two months

shut up

just put them back in their matrix vats and start over

the next big tech is whatever ‘ai’ enabled contraption can figure out how to introduce these absolute freaks to the idea of pleasure and enjoyment

not a super-political critique but: these people are utterly sexless

IQ is 100% racist

we just call em ‘sticks’ but yea

medium crunchy?

IF YOU HAVE A DEGREE FROM HARVARD PLEASE STEP INTO THE DEATH MACHINE

maybe the problem isn’t the racists but people who can’t be bothered to be bothered about Iraq, 3/4 million americans having their homes stolen by the banks, funding genocides in Yemen, Gaza, Tigray, Sudan, etc, and nobody being able to afford to live, but get their backs up about white house renos