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Die Würde des Menschen ist unantastbar. Born in California, now in Germany near Hamburg.

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Not sure if it’s comparable, but we own a duplex where the plot is “ideally divided“ between the two units. The deed office and our banks find it totally legit.

07.03.2026 21:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Eckernförde – Wikipedia

The coat-of-arms of my wife’s hometown features a squirrel de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eckernf...

07.03.2026 17:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We may be low-wage employers in food service, but we know what's legal and what's right and we don't do shit like this.

04.03.2026 17:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Exclusive BlueSky content: THE HEIDSCHNUCKEN BABY VIDEO

22.02.2026 16:36 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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We went on a walk through the Heide yesterday and THE HEIDSCHNUCKEN BABIES WERE OUTSIDE!

22.02.2026 16:26 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

We do that too. We also have a noticeable shift in sales from afternoon to evening.

20.02.2026 15:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ramadan 😃

20.02.2026 15:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s helpful (and fun) to have a topic you are interested in and want to understand. When I was learning German, I wanted to understand the nightly TV news.

14.02.2026 17:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Im Norden geht auch "Schietwetter".

14.02.2026 11:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Medikamente mit dem Bestandteil Pseudoephedrin hydrochlorid Hier finden Sie die Liste der Medikamente mit dem Wirkstoff Pseudoephedrin hydrochlorid. Wählen Sie einen Medikamente aus und finden sie den Beispackzettel zu diesem Medikament.

I've become adept at googling active ingredients in US OTC meds and finding German equivalents. Here's a list of German meds with pseudoephedrine (Sudafed). www.apotheken-umschau.de/medikamente/...

13.02.2026 07:39 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 1

We had that funeral announcements we sent in November being delivered in February. Turns out you have to put air mail stickers on the envelopes, even though air mail is included in the normal postage.

12.02.2026 21:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

They can speed skate on the canals, but they aren’t wide enough for hockey. And the Dutch are too cheap to build indoor rinks.

12.02.2026 21:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Germany has since replaced the Familienbuch with the Eheregister. But our Familienbuch was hilarious. “The family name is Hanson, but the wife’s name under US law is Petersen.” 😜

12.02.2026 21:14 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My wife kept her name when we married in the US. That caused havoc when we moved to Germany, but we put a note in the Familienbuch that set it straight. Then when our son was born she took a hyphenated double name. So we still have different last names, causing confusion beyond end. 😃

12.02.2026 20:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Biathlon’s wild Olympic start: Infidelity, credit card fraud and reallocated medals One biathlete admitted infidelity. Another won gold months after stealing her teammate's credit card. It's been a week at Olympic biathlon.

Biathlon’s wild Olympic start: Infidelity, credit card fraud and reallocated medals (gifted article)

12.02.2026 08:00 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Lesson after 40 years of marriage: you got what you got. It was good enough back then and it’s better than that now.

11.02.2026 17:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's an over-generalization, of course, but it's funny how German and US coverage of the game focus on completely different events. Are they even covering the same games? 😃

11.02.2026 07:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’re watching the Winter Olympics the German way, only watching events that could have some military application. So no figure skating, unless it’s a cover for spies.

11.02.2026 07:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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L I N D S E Y • V O N N on Instagram: "Yesterday my Olympic dream did not finish the way I dreamt it would. It wasn’t a story book ending or a fairy tail, it was just life. I dared to dream and had worked so hard to achieve it. Because in Downhill ski racing the difference between a strategic line and a catastrophic injury can be as small as 5 inches. I was simply 5 inches too tight on my line when my right arm hooked inside of the gate, twisting me and resulted in my crash. My ACL and past injuries had nothing to do with my crash whatsoever. Unfortunately, I sustained a complex tibia fracture that is currently stable but will require multiple surgeries to fix properly. While yesterday did not end the way I had hoped, and despite the intense physical pain it caused, I have no regrets. Standing in the starting gate yesterday was an incredible feeling that I will never forget. Knowing I stood there having a chance to win was a victory in and of itself. I also knew that racing was a risk. It always was and always will be an incredibly dangerous sport. And similar to ski racing, we take risks in life. We dream. We love. We jump. And sometimes we fall. Sometimes our hearts are broken. Sometimes we don’t achieve the dreams we know we could have. But that is the also the beauty of life; we can try. I tried. I dreamt. I jumped. I hope if you take away anything from my journey it’s that you all have the courage to dare greatly. Life is too short not to take chances on yourself. Because the only failure in life is not trying. I believe in you, just as you believed in me. ❤️LV" 1M likes, 41K comments - lindseyvonn on February 9, 2026: "Yesterday my Olympic dream did not finish the way I dreamt it would. It wasn’t a story book ending or a fairy tail, it was just life. I dared to dream and had worked so hard to achieve it. Because in Downhill ski racing the difference between a strategic line and a catastrophic injury can be as small as 5 inches. I was simply 5 inches too tight on my line when my right arm hooked inside of the gate, twisting me and resulted in my crash. My ACL and past injuries had nothing to do with my crash whatsoever. Unfortunately, I sustained a complex tibia fracture that is currently stable but will require multiple surgeries to fix properly. While yesterday did not end the way I had hoped, and despite the intense physical pain it caused, I have no regrets. Standing in the starting gate yesterday was an incredible feeling that I will never forget. Knowing I stood there having a chance to win was a victory in and of itself. I also knew that racing was a risk. It always was and always will be an incredibly dangerous sport. And similar to ski racing, we take risks in life. We dream. We love. We jump. And sometimes we fall. Sometimes our hearts are broken. Sometimes we don’t achieve the dreams we know we could have. But that is the also the beauty of life; we can try. I tried. I dreamt. I jumped. I hope if you take away anything from my journey it’s that you all have the courage to dare greatly. Life is too short not to take chances on yourself. Because the only failure in life is not trying. I believe in you, just as you believed in me. ❤️LV".

I’ve always loved Lindsey Vonn, fellow Minnesotan who speaks German like a native (Austrian). Her thoughts on her catastrophic fall at the Olympics are inspiring. “I tried. I dreamt. I jumped.” www.instagram.com/p/DUjW2r8…

10.02.2026 17:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sam Darnold: Not good enough for the Vikings, but good enough to win the Super Bowl. 🤷‍♂️ x.com/BarackObama/...

10.02.2026 16:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have to check my calendar...

09.02.2026 12:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Wenn ich 64 bin Wenn ich mal alt bin die Haare sind futsch im Jahr 2010 wirst du dann immer noch bei mir sein? Uh, das fänd' ich schön Wenn ich senil ...

This morning my wife played me "When I'm 64", but the Udo Lindenberg version, which is a bit harder.

09.02.2026 06:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Wenn ich 64 bin Wenn ich mal alt bin die Haare sind futsch im Jahr 2010 wirst du dann immer noch bei mir sein? Uh, das fänd' ich schön Wenn ich senil ...

This morning my wife played me "When I'm 64", but the Udo Lindenberg version, which is a bit harder.

09.02.2026 06:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We skipped watching the ceremony because we knew we could catch the "highlights" today 👍

07.02.2026 09:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Baseball Bugs 80th anniversary ‘Baseball Bugs’ at 80: How a Looney Tunes classic left its mark on America’s pastime

“The GOAT Looney Tunes cartoon": ‘Baseball Bugs’ at 80: How a Looney Tunes classic left its mark on America’s pastime

05.02.2026 17:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Our restaurants decided to hold separate year-end parties, so we have 4 parties to attend in the next 15 days. The first was tonight. Strategically all are before the start of Ramadan.

03.02.2026 21:12 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Funny how 19 points is a crisis for one club, but perfectly OK for another (especially the 19th point).

01.02.2026 09:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Sat, 31 Jan 2026 19:00 Brahms: A German Requiem / Christian Thielemann Few works express the human struggle in the …

The iconic Elbphilharmonie in Hamburg has been open over 9 years, but tonight we're attending our first concert there. Brahms: A German Requiem (coincidently simultaneous with the HSV-Bayern match across town).

31.01.2026 14:15 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This sport lets anyone try out for the Olympic team | CNN

As host of the 2028 Olympics the US qualifies for all team sports. USA Team Handball is holding open tryouts for women, no handball experience necessary. www.cnn.com/2026/01/2…

30.01.2026 17:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Germany issues travel warning for Minneapolis www.usatoday.com/story/tra…

29.01.2026 19:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0