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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott

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Satirist and freelance proofreader. He/Him Southern California. Listen to my podcast about Dragnet here: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/just-the-facts-and-more--6200114

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"We regret to inform you that the trumpeter swan is racist."

09.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me: The president is nothing but a carnival barker.

Trump: How dare you! Now step right up and I'll guess your shoe size.

09.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s get one thing straight: We are not a Christian nation. We are a nation where you are free to be a Christian.

Your religion guides you, not all of us. It’s as simple as that.

09.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 2839 πŸ” 850 πŸ’¬ 142 πŸ“Œ 54

I just saw the Democrat who's challenging Senator Graham in South Carolina criticizing him on IG for claiming to have "family values" while being pro-war.

JFC...

Dems need to acknowledge that Republicans are different than they were 20 years ago! They don't pretend to care about family values now!

09.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

For the same $6 trillion cost, you could crush child poverty with a child allowance and free childcare, fix unemployment insurance, do paid family, sick & medical leave, massively boost ACA subsidies, and eliminate child uninsurance with Medicare for Kids.

09.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 1267 πŸ” 278 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 6

Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

09.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You need to call your reps and demand that they OPPOSE:

-the KIDS Act
-KOSA
-the Screen Act
-Sammy's Law
-the App Store Accountability Act

And additionally, oppose:

-reforming/sunsetting Section 230
-online age verification/ID laws

www.congress.gov/members/find...

09.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 1285 πŸ” 1481 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 15

Every once in a few days I remember that every sitting senator is objectively a traitor to their oath of office and the fury returns, usually while I do the dishes or something.

09.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not only is the US pluralistic- it should be more pluralistic. Look at how many cool things in the US have come from collaboration and learning across difference. There's so much untapped potential here for enduring solutions when we build across difference with shared respect and self-determination

09.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On the topic of sports, to the extent that trans people and advocates for trans rights actually do talk about this, it's always been "Hey, sure, let's figure out how to ensure fairness, balancing it with inclusion." The less competitive something is, the more you should err on the side of inclusion.

09.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 313 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tennessee Wants to Let Schools Ban Immigrant Kids, Threatening to β€œEnd Public Education as We Know It” A Tennessee bill would take the right to education away from undocumented children. The Heritage Foundation is pushing it in other states.

Literally everything the Heritage Foundation suggests is nauseating

β€œThe state’s proposed β€œtrigger laws,” …are direct challenges to Plyler v. Doe, a narrowly decided 1982 Supreme Court case that enshrined the right to a free K–12 public education regardless of immigration status.”

08.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 1223 πŸ” 622 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 51

Just to clarify- the stickers were of President Biden.

They were blaming him for high fuel prices.

09.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"We want REAL PEOPLE, not actors! People with REAL jobs that they can take six weeks off of for filming our reality show."

09.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Found a sealed DVD boxed set of the whole series at Goodwill and sold it for a nice profit.

09.03.2026 05:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wasn't the original title "Let's Rob Mick Jagger"?

09.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know someone who was a featured extra in the John Schneider episode.

09.03.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How the Hell are you?

09.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bakersfield PD

09.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tempted to go up to Santa Clarita and see if anybody has applied stickers to the gas pumps with photos of Trump pointing at the Total readout and a word balloon that says "I did that!".

'Cause somebody did that when Biden was President.

09.03.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun factoid: Henny Youngman's son Gary is older than both of them.

09.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

08.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 4630 πŸ” 1359 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 71
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Movements don’t start in corporate boardrooms. They start in backyards with neighbors talking about rent, groceries, and dignity. For 30 years Brad Sherman has neglected this district. The people of the 32nd are done with endless wars.

#ChrisAhujaCongress #CA32 #GoonerBrad

09.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The FBI does not interview someone four times unless they think they're credible. Trump raped a 13-year-old child.

06.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 241 πŸ” 142 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1
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The Iranian Red Crescent has sent a request to the International Criminal Court calling for a criminal investigation based on the US/Israel's systematic attacks against civilians and civilian objects including:

6,668 civilian structures
5,535 homes
14 hospitals
65 schools

08.03.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 1076 πŸ” 497 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is going to be a Hell of a shot in the dark, but does anybody happen to have a copy or a scan of Animation Blast #9 that can share this article with me? It's about the production of the animated movie 'Twice Upon A Time' written by Taylor Jessen. I really want to read it.

28.10.2024 06:10 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

"We've embraced the tactics of Andy Sidaris and it's working better than we hoped."

09.03.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Birthday, Micky Dolenz! 🎢
What's your favorite The Monkees song? 🎢
Born in LA on March 8, 1945, Dolenz had his first band, "Micky and the One-Nighters," in the early to mid 60s. The last surviving member of the Monkees, he was the drummer and a co-lead singer from 1966-1970 and in

08.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 2

This is the a**hole who broke a veteran's arm this week while trying to play tough guy.

08.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 346 πŸ” 166 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 3
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Checkmate loser!

08.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1