Twilight Drive

watching a random movie on netflix: unpleasant, disappointing

watching a random movie on tubi: extraordinary, a blessing

It’s the village’s chief export: suspicious corpses.

I feel sorry for the disease.

Democracy didn’t die with a whimper, but with a meme

America will never recover from this Presidency.

I’m celebrating Women’s Day by watching Mina Shirakawa be awesome

The fucking Lanterns trailer is fucking awesome for fuck’s sake I like Power Girl fuck yeah I do—James Gunn fans

How can you vote on an illegal action? Don’t you enforce the law at that point?

Why aren’t American journalists throwing chairs at White House press conferences by now

With all this global chaos, do I still get my senior’s discount at Shoppers

Getting an abacus tattoo so that you can always count on me.

Reports that commanders are telling NCOs that the Iran War is to help bring on Armageddon and the return of Jesus Christ.

Right. Because everyone knows Christ was all about the deaths of innocent people and alleged spiritual leaders profiting from their positions.

Trump passes out existential crises like shit stained Halloween candy

The last time I felt hopeful about American politics was when Trump had Covid.

Just how many mass casualties will it take for you to stop mentioning the Epstein Files, America?

Wasn't he whining about not getting the Nobel Peace Prize like a week ago

Ever notice you can never reach an ancient forest god on a Friday?

My wife seems oddly blasé regarding my thoughts about MCU Doctor Doom

Mood: so exhausted but also wanting to burn everything to the ground. How’s your Friday going?

Manifesting gods of silence to navigate the metaphysical terrain of a Wednesday

Trump wants Netflix to let Susan Rice go because he doesn't like her. As a subscriber for years I will unsubscribe. I hope others will too if netflix does it.

I saw a Canadian goose try and land on a telephone wire today. The wire sagged, his webbed feet doing that Elmer Fudd on ice thing before he gave up, flapping away.The pigeons on a nearby building were all the fuck was that

When I’m tired, I quietly fantasize about ordering spaghetti

don’t be embarrassed and wait until the last minute of your doctor’s appointment to bring up stigmata

I like how people say "manage your depression" like it's a stock portfolio but you're heavily invested in sadness

I spent four days alone and I think I found my calling

The lack of consequence for the scumbags in the Epstein Files is going to give so many people in authority the feeling they can do whatever the fuck they want. Managers. Administrators. The guy who runs the car wash. It signals to the worst, those waiting for an excuse.

love to be stressed out every minute of every day about things I cannot directly control

Got in my spaceship and set course for Mazzy Star

The Prime Minister of Canada had to take time out of his day to explain a bridge to a pedophile.