tweep 🐦

Hang on, checking for sudden animatronics under my bed now

I just got pizza simulator'd, bought a monitor from Amazon, had a pretty good mark off, came in the mail with a dented corner. Shit.

( Gonna claim for a partial refund )

i went to the gym and I drank today. I can't walk well and I don't know if it's cause of leg day or cause of the liquor

no costume this halloween, next year mayb

The amount of times I've encountered the APGAR score outside of Sam O nella is two. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice

I have left the expensive environment of purchasing packs in TCG A, I am going for the equally expensive packs of TCG B cause I have self respect

I will say a coding session in a coffee shop does hit well though

shit. i'm a webdev. pass me over the overpriced matcha latte while i browse my nextjs app hosted in vercel on my macbook pro

god the first combat of the new CR campaign is going great

i could save up for a switch 2. i could also just... not buy a device that will punish me for eventually jailbreaking it

This is the most normal post you will ever see on my page, it all goes downhill from here btw

for a change of pace, hey people from America, y'all making chicken and waffles, do y'all eat it as breakfast, lunch, brunch, snack? also do I just go and buy a KFC bucket and dump it on top of some waffles? honey? pls instruct, i am hungry tomorrow for breakfast

how many travelling sales persons of sugar would you like on your coffee

AI has some very interesting and very powerful opportunities to help in many places, but no, we gotta add more deepfakes into the cesspool of slop trash content god fucking

Every time I think I can't get more pissed off of AI meddling it's crap into more creative fields, I am impressed by the new ways it tries to completely wreck havoc on both creative and informative content online.

Today we jump for the beef

me with suspiciously government shaped throat: i don't know what happened to the government, you got any dessert options btw?

they made you in a good lab and it turned evil

the more I work with computers, the more I understand windows. it brings shame to my lineage

there was a joke in my friend group to go around and if you left your computer unattended to create 127 new desktops and win+L to lock the computer.

never ended up participating since I was running ( and still am running ) arch at the time. top haxor move 10/10

whats homestuck, and can i eat it?

got my eyes on @tangled.org, very interesting project, might migrate or at the very least replicate some projects to it. i love the new trend of decentralized services

This slaps so hard, I love it

you know, when I was making dream plans of moving into Europe, UK was on the list. I say was, cause in hell no way I am moving into the equivalent of a 1982 book plot with my information regarding my digital use.

omg i love tylenol

A photo of a tortoiseshell cat, sitting on two legs on top of a bed

there's cats that sit down like bread mode, and then there's mine who just... sits like a biped

i call that resource efficiency

got some real nice pulls from the latest yugioh tin, copy of tract, infinite impermanence and bystial... something, the grey one. real happy with it, gonna see if I can trade the bystial for a spirit of blue eyes rarity upgrade, and sell the tract for another tin or smth.sleeving the Imperm for deck

hell yeah, same

wait, crap, im supposed to shitpost, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh something something nix fixes this as well