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Executive Functional Programmer VP of Engineering @ Yet Analytics in #Baltimore Opinions are my own and they keep me warm

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im a picardopilled emhcel

07.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

each new president should have to be fatter than the last

07.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

they make me want to polka dot my whole life up

07.03.2026 15:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

cross-checks are complete, we are go for normal saturday… (several alarm lights flash and a klaxon sounds)

07.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)
Angine de Poitrine - Full Performance (Live on KEXP) YouTube video by KEXP

I too wave my arms like a tube man when I sing (in the shower)

07.03.2026 12:59 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll pee right back

07.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

umm probably the multitudes you contain idk

07.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

had a dream that all the billboards by the highway were for grunglers instead of lawyers

06.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

witness milt!!!

06.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

getting targeted ads for flatbed trucks, marshall stacks, fly rigs, spikes, double-neck guitars and silver spray paint?

06.03.2026 13:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Events In Thicc Fog

06.03.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the gestalt is cosplay horse

05.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

big mac humidor

05.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

aye

05.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like a nice knurled jog knob

05.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

still thinking about the decadence of the west

04.03.2026 23:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you keep your eye out you will see homers from time to time :)

04.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

pigeon racing equipment and ephemera

04.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

someone has to make sure spring is sprung

04.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Custom Oregon Plate FORGED was available, but is now reserved. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #FORGED

04.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of menu screen featuring breakfast burger

Picture of menu screen featuring breakfast burger

we are a violent race
and we deserve what we get

04.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

the sauce has thickened (furtive)

04.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Siamese cat captured in a camera flash, sitting in a seafoam chair with glowing eyes

A Siamese cat captured in a camera flash, sitting in a seafoam chair with glowing eyes

just had a talk with my cat about how we are both cool guys 😎

04.03.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Space JamΓ³n Illegal

04.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fucking aghast listening to the story of Eva Cordero, the first woman to speak out against Epstein. to have the courage to challenge that kind of power and have the press decide you’re not worth it is so fucked, didn’t know how the story could get worse? well here it is, fuck

04.03.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

shit gotta go pick up the horbe

03.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

update: butt on me

03.03.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Siamese cat sitting on the arm of a couch looking out the window at snow

A Siamese cat sitting on the arm of a couch looking out the window at snow

Siamese cat sitting on the arm of a couch twisting around to look at the camera with a funny face

Siamese cat sitting on the arm of a couch twisting around to look at the camera with a funny face

snowy morning with the lil’ chiller

03.03.2026 11:50 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

do you experience?

03.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Homie has a Jacobean ruff

Homie has a Jacobean ruff

03.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0