muffin oracle🔮🍦ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁

a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it . Alt: charlie kelly in the mail room with his conspiracy wall from always sunny in philidelphia

this except instead of pepe silvia and carol from HR it's epstein and ghislane maxwell who are, in fact, real people that fucked everything up

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

as we now know epstein met with moot and had a hand in 4chan's /pol/, is cheezburger cats even far back enough?

true, at this point it's really more just like status updates 😆

thank you friend 💕💕cat therapy really does help!!

I felt there was too much dead space, so I added the cat and Godzilla.

#illustration #handdrawn #urbansketchers #pdxartist

my tummy hurts and im not being brave about it at ALL. i'm being a huge whiny bitch and i have not stopped complaining in 6 months actually

my wife in the living room just asked me in the kitchen how my quest for noise is going

follow for more scam safety tips!

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ [ᴍᴜꜰꜰɪɴ'ꜱ] ʙᴀɴᴋ. ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ʜᴀꜱ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀxɪᴍᴜᴍ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ʟᴏɢɪɴ ᴀᴛᴛᴇᴍᴘᴛꜱ. ɪꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴀꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴘʀᴇꜱꜱ 1.
me: ummm...... 1.
them: (click) hello, thank you for calling (bank), how can I help you?
me: idk, y'all called me
them:
me: ..... you guys called me????
them: (hang up)

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

LOL true, I can't argue with that. they could appeal to a broader audience (ie normal people who like eating) if it didn't look like some kinda tapioca pudding drink

give me my Human Nutrient Beverage!

shhh this ad isn't for you, it's for people who hate eating (like me)
shut up and take my money

pls forgive me for being too forward, you pulled out your laptop and I got excited 🙈

kinda... only if you will also tell me about what prompted you to click on all the links that opened your unused tabs too

always the trophy wife never the nobel peace wife

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

be bad at your new hobby who cares

thanks!! 😄💕

Keep talking, asshole, ive already messaged the etsy witches

the Concerned Children's Advertisers "dontcha put it in your mouth" song did not prepare me for this situation

A pile of mannequin arms.

Police Raid Home of Suspected Arms Dealer

an older lady who looks like she may be going to fashion week. she has grey blonde hair in a bob haircut, she's wearing dark sunglasses, big plastic circle hoop earrings, an oversized rust coloured blazer. she has a pale orange floor length tulle skirt underneath, and sneakers which match the overall colour pallete.

an older lady doing a fun little curtsey pose with her legs, and her arms lifted to the sky. she is wearing a neon green oversized top/tunic/dress thing with 3/4 length sleeves, and pale pink long sleeves underneath. she appears to also have slightly oversized shorts that match the neon tunic. on her legs she wears black and white striped tights, and lace up calf-height boots that looks lik ethey have a floral pattern on them. she has a flower crown of neon flowers on her head, round rimmed, plastic frame glasses, and the chunkiest dangliest earrings I have ever seen.

an older lady with long wavy white grey hair in low pigtails. she has oversized sunglasses on with round red rims, and wears red lipstick. she is sitting on the edge of a fountain and is posed with one hand under her chin. she is wearing a floor-length (denim) dark coloured jacket, with matching pants, possibly jeans. the jeans are cuffed deeply, with i'd say over half a foot of the inner lining visible, which looks metallic silver. she has silver socks on, and matching silver/white pointed toed shoes.

an older lady seated at a table with a bottle of (wine? champagne? is it prosecco?) next to one hand. in her other hand she holds a glass of a bubbly drink (i assume prosecco). she is wearing an oversized white t-shirt that says "prosecco mood" in black text. her nails are are painted red. she is doing a sip/kissy lips face and wears red lipstick. her hair is white and wispy and falls just below her ears, and she wears a crocheted black beanie that has different sized white buttons sewn on in no particular pattern.

i just wanna be cool like this one day, and i want to be the kind of woman who my child's friends are a little bit scared of cuz they think i'm a witch, but they know they can come to when they need help with something specific or hard to talk about

it's time for the one to start taking accountability for its own actions