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thank you, thanks

07.03.2026 04:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GET IN THE ***** COAL MINES SHINJI

07.03.2026 04:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

congratulations :D (extreme disappointment)

07.03.2026 04:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I tried to come up with a Boisism and gave up. I'm not good enough.

07.03.2026 04:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BLT is god's sandwich.

07.03.2026 04:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is not the point of your post so I apologize but I'm a "remind everybody they need to drink water" guy. I visited LA and went out with a group and bought everyone bottled waters at a club and they made me their king.

07.03.2026 04:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it was me, I apologize in advance

06.03.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not overhaul. Abolishment.

06.03.2026 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we?
We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we? YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids Uโ€™ Know
06.03.2026 03:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the thing smart people do is never learn anything ever

05.03.2026 18:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When it gets too cold at night, I'll tuck the blanket under my feet to stay warmer, but then sometimes that gets too warm so I'll pull the blanket back out again.

05.03.2026 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

be less stupid

04.03.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what can one say but lol

04.03.2026 20:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glad wikipedia is doing something to stop this. Still sucks ass.

04.03.2026 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he's not wrong

04.03.2026 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh no I'm getting really into hip hop in my 40s someone help

04.03.2026 13:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We really do need to hammer home reducing police budgets and using them to bolster teacher salaries immediately. The fact we have these massive goon squads playing candy crush all day at their jobs meanwhile teachers are having to get second incomes is frankly embarrassing as a rich country.

03.03.2026 17:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1296 ๐Ÿ” 387 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

bluesky libs continue to not understand jokes

02.03.2026 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone that wants to work with Republicans is a fascist enabler.

Fight back or fuck off.

01.03.2026 05:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Melissa Hortman was known for reaching across the aisle in the MN House. Mike Lee (R UT) said she deserved to be assassinated by a wannabe SA dude. There is no amount of nice that will save you or your neighbors from fascist violence. Do not be nice.

01.03.2026 04:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1550 ๐Ÿ” 353 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

imagine posting a screenshot of people roasting you to death

27.02.2026 23:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If it's a fresh install it's fine. If they're actually doing the "upgrade" from 10 to 11 then it will be completely fucked.

27.02.2026 17:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
27.02.2026 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For the love of god please someone run against Klobuchar for governor.

27.02.2026 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't wait to see the Minneapolis jackets with Saint Paul flags spray painted on the backs after the next Stump Party.

26.02.2026 23:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not worthy of one

26.02.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I went to stump party with 3 other people and 2 of them had to borrow a warmer jacket from me.

What I did not realize at the time was that 3 jackets that smell like bonfire in a closet makes everything in the closet smell like bonfire.

26.02.2026 20:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have to become a dad so I can get this jacket.

26.02.2026 19:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've beaten this game 6 times and still constantly see gameplay and dialog I was unaware of.

25.02.2026 15:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the fastest way to get your kid to create a massive hit on the Matrix soundtrack is to never look at or speak to them

22.02.2026 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0