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that was Ed Ingram

14.03.2026 03:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

14.03.2026 01:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 8481 ๐Ÿ” 1732 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 85 ๐Ÿ“Œ 42
New Skin
New Skin YouTube video by Incubus - Topic

Friday the 13th music

13.03.2026 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every influencer is guilty until proven innocent, and they are never proven innocent

13.03.2026 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am having the best luck ending searches with "reddit" which I hate but has been working

13.03.2026 02:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't have high hopes.

12.03.2026 15:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When Jacob Frey said โ€œget the fuck outโ€ he was talking to the tenants, not ICE.

11.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 93 ๐Ÿ” 32 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(HSA wiped out in minutes)

11.03.2026 20:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

non-racist nazi

11.03.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck Frey.

11.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is correct and also why they deserve the hate they're getting. They got 99% through a deal then said "hmm we can get someone else cheaper so let's pretend Crosby failed his physical". Teams aren't going to want to interact with them anymore.

11.03.2026 17:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My urban geography teacher would play Colin Powell talking to congress in class and say "we're going to war with Iraq, this is all bullshit"

11.03.2026 17:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

god I need that jacket

11.03.2026 16:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A man wearing comically gigantic open toe sandals, and the 311 band logo at the bottom of the photo

A man wearing comically gigantic open toe sandals, and the 311 band logo at the bottom of the photo

Happy 311 Day

11.03.2025 15:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT HARD

11.03.2026 13:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...........but what about a gun?

gun yoga

11.03.2026 13:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would agree with this for a lot of other teams but it seems like Flores gets huge value from lesser known players, and the Vikes have been plagued with older players coming off injuries the last few years.

11.03.2026 02:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nah

11.03.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what can one say but lol

11.03.2026 01:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ignorant. Matt Stafford.

11.03.2026 00:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

take more naps

11.03.2026 00:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oxymoron road

10.03.2026 22:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Are you not Antertained?" fuckin lol

10.03.2026 19:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

stealth
tank
?
stank

10.03.2026 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait... are you my dad?

10.03.2026 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dumbest people on earth

10.03.2026 16:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

aside from the murders and attempted murders, I'm not aware of anyone else

10.03.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I figure if I already have so many grievances with someone they must be pretty good at it.

10.03.2026 14:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going to thread out the vikings moves for anyone who is out and about today

First up, the places original round tender on Ivan Pace Jr a couple hours ago

09.03.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 56 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

09.03.2026 19:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 11317 ๐Ÿ” 2542 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 308 ๐Ÿ“Œ 125