Just as the U.S. economy is about to crater b/c AI is 75% bullshit, we suddenly need to ramp up weapons manufacturing for another endless war. Crazy how that timing works. No one was willing to pay for AI slop, so now we give these companies taxpayer money for enhanced targeting of school children.
I won't be purchasing Ashes of Creation. If I wanna feel like a cuck, I'll just watch my wife fuck her boyfriend.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, influence.
The developers of Where Winds Meet are doing more to improve China/America relations than the entirety of both governments.
Half of the Internet was down on the east coast for 6 hours because Amazon literally owns everything. I'm so glad they defunded CISA and attacked the CPB and FCC for being too woke.
I don't like to half-ass stuff, but I also don't like to use my whole ass when a quarter will suffice. There's a reasonable amount of ass to use for any task. Replace estimates with asstimates.
Lmao how the hell did James Gunn get away with this new Peacemaker season? Diabolical.
AI is finally going to topple the house of cards that was Internet-based advertising. It's all been fake numbers for years. And then how will any of these companies make money?
Finding a faulty SATA cable the hard way, a one-man play in three acts.
My mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant and now I'm super into computers and Star Trek.
If only they had asked anyone who wasn't profiting from claiming this wasn't true for the last 3 years.
Don't burn your professional bridges until you are very sure you won't need to cross them again.
They boiled half a fucking ocean to train GPT-5 for like a 3% gain on quality of slop.
Open internals of a gaming computer.
Image of BIOS showing a Ryzen 9 3900x and 33GB RAM.
Upgrading the kids' rig. Dominating all other dads in this space. My kids are the Minecraft warriors that your kids tell stories about.
Projecting myself into a thousand different futures like Dr. Strange to determine if I should get up to investigate the sound of the kids yelling at each other. Are they playing? Are they killing each other? Do I care? So many possibilities.
I hope future civilizations are able to reconstruct our fall using fragments of social media posts recovered from the hard drives of nuked servers.
Orson Krennic doesn't have to wear that cape. Nothing in Imperial regulations about capes. That's a choice.
Someone please upload the Throng.
There are many people I would love to see sent into space.
Explaining trade deficits to my kids so they understand why they have to pay tariffs on snacks.
Good sales engineers don't want to be sales engineers.
10% of Americans own 90% of the stock market and 100% of the air time for grievances. Everyone else is just trying to pay rent, buy groceries, and not get deported to El Salvador for saying Free Palestine.
I wonder if rich people have night terrors about only owning one house the way the rest of us do about being able to buy groceries.
I wanted to name our Elite Dangerous squadron Dora's Explorers but was denied b/c apparently fun is illegal.
Everything she says here is on point. I am now a Meredith Whittaker stan.
Looking for funding for my new startup NetWatch. The Internet is filled with AI slop. Let's make a new one. Introducing Blackwall.
Doesn't matter how locked in I am if you hit me with that tv off beat I will absolutely belt a "MUSTAAAAARD!" I can't not do it. It's like how Cartman can't hear Styx's Come Sale Away w/o finishing it.
Let's just check in on how tech is doing and... oop
"You can't explain consciousness with math because consciousness created math."
If we lived in the Dune universe, there'd be a TikTok challenge for putting your dick in the gom jabbar box.
