Simon

Four goals conceded off 0.67 xG in a knock out tie

My head would be on Kepler-452b

In an alternate universe, Eze tracked the run of Matty Cash and continued to play 20 times at LW for the Arsenal, bringing balance and stability to the side that ultimately won the quadruple.

I'd really appreciate it though if Heinze started playing scary pranks on them at half-time.
Because whatever it is we're currently doing during those 15 minutes, it leads to us coming out in winter hibernation mode.

Press X

Another great example how VAR has boxed itself into a corner.

By VAR technicalities, they can't overturn.

By common sense..oh well.

So I guess you get to pick your poison.

Either Arteta remains addicted to repeating past mistakes or is unable to fix them.

Either way - bad.

Almost as if it's a bad idea to piss away an entire half of football doing nothing.

Who knew

Imagine if we actually entered the game with the mentality of being the CL/PL top dog.

We'd be cruising.

But instead we're 'managing' a tie against an average Bundesliga side.

Didn't expect anything else for this opening 'quarter'.

Feel sorry for Thomas Frank.
All of this hard work all season to make us laugh and then Tudor comes in and supersedes him in just a couple of weeks.

Tbh, I actually thought he'd already gone.
Was checking the line-up who's in charge now haha

Come on Vicario

Shows us the true meaning of goalkeeper union

Getting hockey goalie subbed after 15 minutes is crazy work

Emirates finally rigging some draws for us

About time this deal is paying off

FA Cup quarters shaping up nicely.

2/7 chance of getting good teams like Liverpool and City and 5/7 chance of de-facto bye weeks like Port Vale and Chelsea.

Watching Barca highlights, it's 0-0 and apparently out there defences are just 'forgetting' about the best player in the world.

Must be nice

neither.

OT 😅

Player of the match or month?

Both fine by me 😅

Based on this showing Dowman should see continued minutes in the league going forward.

Quality of action and decision making close to the opponent's goal remains a mystery.

There's easily 4-5 goals in this game if we had anything close to resembling killer instinct.

Baffling.

Eze:

Jesus is great

Gabriel Jesus is bad

I really enjoy (I don't) how bad and unserious Jesus is unless he can come on in a 3-0 game. Then he comes alive

Such a waste of talent most of the time

Pitch looking like the Emirates some weeks ago.

Arteta leaving absolutely nothing to chance yet again.

Operation: play all the attackers

Add 3)

More and more 'good' goals are also being ruled out since the introduction of VAR.

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Seems Tudor isn't much of a tutor

Did he touch the buffet or whot

Boring, negative, anti-football villains Arsenal - 59 goals

Sexy, glamourous, pro-football heroes City - 59 goals

Man forgets his team was part of the game and could have just made it enjoyable.