Facebook users are weirdly defensive about Kenny G AND William McKinley

How late do you wait to wear your Santa underwear?

Christmas Day is supposed hit 60 degrees. I'm going to spend it on the back porch, grilling a ham

Construction by the HELL IS REAL sign is finally done and I will be taking pics with it asap

IN THE NEXT LIFE I'LL BE AN OYSTER
FARTIN'

Love that Trump is doing his own hunger games. Also love that he's never been hungry a day in his life

shoutout to the garbageman who throws my trashcans like he's in the WWF

Chinese FIVE spice? In this economy?

Please, Lord, never let me get so fat that I can't fit through an antique store, amen

Facebook users are weirdly defensive about Kenny G

"Good afternoon. I enjoy meat sludge, scratches, and throwing up wherever I please." - Frances the Cat

If I see another movie that hinges on a social media post "going viral" I am going to scream

A lot of people don't know this, but I was lead boy on a team of six at GE aviation 😇

Hims dick pills are just Cialis and Prozac mixed together. I wonder if instead I should buy a bullet and a gun.

My favorite Chuck Mangione fact Is that being drunk and listening to "Give It All You Got" is amazing

My favorite Hulk Hogan fact is that he was offered, but declined, to endorse the "Lean, Mean, Grilling Machine" that eventually became the George Foreman Grill

I have an affinity for birds

#yikes

always there, always the same, never more true: "move in, now move out / hands up, now hands down / back up, back up / tell me what you're gonna do now / keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'"

"deleted scene of lightning mcqueen / blacked out at full speed" 😤😤😤 @mjlenderman.bsky.social

Hunter Biden? More like Hunter Ridin' deep with the colt cobra blocka blocka