Daniel Rough

A cocktail with a pair of sunglasses on top. In the background are its ingredients - dry vermouth, gin, Campari, and "Haroosh" blackberry whisky liqueur

Friday night beverage! A Negroni but instead of sweet vermouth it's equal parts dry vermouth and this lovely blackberry whisky liqueur my sister got me. Garnished with sunglasses because it's a cool drink 😎

Wishing you all the best possible weekend. Sláinte! 🥂

I had never heard of Turtle Cheesecake but upon looking it up I realise it is something that has been missing from my life 😍

omg this is a fantastic Flurry! 😋

This sounds like the best-case scenario! 😍

We asked you to name "something you would avoid putting your genitals in". Our survey said:

1. Bear
2. Hippo
3. Zipper

Will do my best - that's the mane thing

😆 They're only there to stirrup trouble.

Ah fab! That's what I was going for. Just trying to make the Databases lecture a less boring place 😅

Fair play to you for trying! Just had a go myself and tbh I don't think it does our noble equine friends justice

idk I think its new boots are more or less in proportion

Thanks Andrew! Wish I could draw a bit better but the sentiment is there 💜

The array resists!

😂 Much as I love the idea, I really don't want to risk a disciplinary hearing.

Again.

Hm maybe, not sure if I have the artistic vision to make that a reality 😞

Yeah I feel a bit bad for it now. It's being big-shamed :(

PowerPoint slide that says "Rule 4: Arrays should not grow without bounds". Below is a crude Sharpie drawing of a man and a giant blob labelled "Array". The man is pointing at the blob and saying "you are getting too big". The array blob is saying "sorry".

My lecture slide artwork is not improving but at least I hope it shows I care 💜

Hm yeah, now that I think about it my Friday emails are usually follow-ups to the "oh fuck off" emails I ignored earlier in the week.

Oh really? Perhaps it's an invididual ratio but I hope we can find some generalisability 🧐

I have a hypothesis that the ratio of total emails I receive per day to the emails that make me say "oh fuck off" out loud peaks on Monday and gradually declines through the rest of the week.

Feel free to join me in my analysis! This is the best idea I've had for a paper in a while. 😅

Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray dream not of ticklish creep

I (and shirley others like me) would be delighted to purchase violent-techbro-death-fiction (ideally gorily illustrated) as some form of catharsis from our current hellscape 😍🪓

Thank you in advance for tonight's horrifying nightmare 😅

Large shirt on Vinted with text "Gay Garfield". Beneath is a picture of Garfield with a speech bubble that says "Mmm...Lasagna...and cock!"

Oh, to be gay and significantly more girthy just to wear this shirt 🤣

Crufts 2026: Dogs pictured arriving for world famous show The world's most famous dog show gets underway in Birmingham.

11 glorious doggo pics for your consideration 💜

I accept full responsibility for any biting that proceeds from this comment. 😅

Pop-up that reads "Microsoft would love your perspective. How likely are you to recoommend the web version of OneDrive to others, if asked?"

Fair warning: if you ever ask me in conversation whether I would recommend the web version of OneDrive, I will screech/bite/flail until you leave or one of us dies.

Clappedy-fucking-CLAP! 👏

Hope tomorrow is a better day 💜

I suppose this is the optimal solution given the circumstances, but I am nonetheless INCONVENIENCED and MIFFED 🧐

Dammit Sarah, thou hast disabled quotes on this post! I wish to share the humour 😭

Meme of Mark from Peep Show with the text "Four Yums, Jaf? Four? That's insane!" Original quote was "Four naan, Jeremy? Four? That's insane!"

You can't have two Yum Yums! That'd be four Yums! Four!