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Dmytro Lahoza

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Google SRE, Ex Amazonian. Helping AI enslave humanity reliably. #DevOps, #Kubernetes, #Golang. Opinions are my own and not of my employer. 🇺🇦→🇲🇪→🇺🇦→🇮🇪

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ChatGPT: <replies with random values>
Me: Are you shitting me? It's clearly not right. Is this a hallucination?
ChatGPT: You're spot on as usual!

Of course, I am. Thanks for nothing.

10.12.2025 11:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Working through the maths on resistor/capacitor values in my PCB design using Gemini 3 Pro. The usual workflow with uploading a component datasheet and asking to calculate values for additional passives works great.
Then I decide to switch to ChatGPT to compare.

10.12.2025 11:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ZHA in HomeAssistant is so far away in terms of functionality from Zigbee2MQTT addon. It's just mind-blowing.

20.11.2025 10:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yesterday I had my first interview session with AI interviewer. Interesting experience. It was a System design interview, with screen share. I could talk freely, ask questions. It was unsettling and confusing, but it was on my side and not the fault of AI. New normality...

29.10.2025 11:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't use dummy users (admin:admin) in your systems!
If you have to have a dummy user in your system that's created during install, the first thing should happen during onboarding is a creation of a proper user with a proper password and 2FA and removal of the dummy.

11.09.2025 10:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You should vibe code to follow these two methodologies:
1. SDD - Shit Driven Development
2. BBD - Broken By Design
#vibecode

28.08.2025 10:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You're not Google to make microservices and optimize milliseconds of latency. You don't own the underlying infrastructure and networking stack to improve something there. Go with monolith if you care about latency.

12.08.2025 13:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#OpenAI SREs, how are you these days?

05.07.2025 10:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just a production log. Nothing to see here:
```
[<redacted>] client id set to <redacted> by <redacted> (server <redacted>): <redacted>.
```

25.06.2025 09:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Gemini Robotics On-Device brings AI to local robotic devices We’re introducing an efficient, on-device robotics model with general-purpose dexterity and fast task adaptation.

It seems T100 is going to be with the Google logo on it. deepmind.google/discover/blo...

25.06.2025 07:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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When I say LinkedIn as a platform is outdated I mean this. And they are part of Microsoft. They should be aware that Skype has died.

24.06.2025 09:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Onshape?

14.06.2025 10:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Not completely true, but close enough.

14.06.2025 10:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

- How are you?
- Not too bad!
- What does it mean? Is it bad, but not "too" bad? Normal level of "bad", or slightly worse than normal to be abnormal? How do you measure? What is the scale?
- WAT?

30.05.2025 11:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm impressed how Anycubic Kobra S1 just prints anything you want it to print. It's not just PLA-PETG machine. Printed ASA, ABS, PC ABS and Nylon so far.

25.05.2025 15:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I swear to fucking gods, if I survive WW3, I *will* be doing my part in manufacturing nuclear ICBMs in Ukraine. And no peacenik or "escalation manager" would be able to convince me otherwise.

17.02.2025 22:24 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

Why when ChatGPT says some crazy shit we call this hallucinations, but when Elon Musk does the same we call this visionary thoughts?

07.12.2024 08:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I predict an exodus from Spotify soon. Don't ask me how do I know.

02.09.2024 07:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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True Detective happened in the office

26.02.2024 09:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Good air quality in the office, according to my sensor

22.02.2024 13:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We get paged every time ChatGPT goes down. Do you know why?

14.02.2024 21:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Apparently, to get the full frequency spectrum in Wifi 6E/7 6Ghz you should live in North America or set the US/Canada as your region in your AP settings.
www.wi-fi.org/countries-en...

09.02.2024 17:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AirPods Pro have an awful microphone. It's barely good enough for calls. Please stop using them for podcasts.

08.02.2024 18:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I fell for the Play Market reviews of Microsoft Translator and installed it to compare it with Google's. It's hilarious that a multibillion-dollar tech company with such a strong AI portfolio could make such a piece of crap.

07.02.2024 21:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Весело слушать как ирландцы со своим всратым акцентом прикалываются над шотландцами.

13.12.2023 10:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Сегодня было красиво. А ж в комнате всё оранжевым стало.

10.12.2023 23:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Сфоткал Google Street View машину пока водитель пошел пообедать в Google-кафе.

27.11.2023 22:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Мальчик: покупает себе на Чёрную пятницу телефон по скидке

Мужчина: набирает себе кучу I2C датчиков и ESP32 с AC питанием и корпуса чтобы сделать датчик качества воздуха+движения+освещенности+IR пульт+Bluetooth proxy для всех комнат в новом доме, который ещё даже не достроили.

26.11.2023 10:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Я конечно собой горжусь, но похоже в Leetcode не все хорошо с тесткейсами/сендбоксом. А я когда-то делал для подобного сервиса sandbox, который должен эту статистику собирать. На самом деле это нетривиальная задача. Ее тоже решают в AWS Lambda, причем успешно.

24.11.2023 10:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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They are the same picture

22.11.2023 08:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0