Blake Smith

Shiny, just serviced Yaris GRMN.

Freshly serviced cars are the best cars.

Bumper sticker of orange and black on dark red car says in white letters I DON'T ARGUE WITH PEOPLE JOHN BROWN WOULD'VE SHOT. Also has portrait of john brown

Get in, nerd. We’re going to space.

#weirdcarbs
#carsky
#bonnevillespecial

TRUMP: Hey, I know we killed your wife but my people say gas'll be like five bucks a gallon and all the rednecks who voted for me with their gas guzzlers with truck nuts and shit are gonna be pissed. Can we call this off?

KAHMENEI: what

TRUMP: They're shaped like testicles. I know it's weird.

Caricature illustrations of the 1960s and 2020s Alfa Romeo Tipo 33 side by side, in side profile, front and rear views. The new one is angrier and much bigger. The old one is smaller, cuter, and is the most essentially beautiful car in the world. They’re both red. These were done in procreate while stuck in a hotel room in 2023.

Remember the Alfa 33? Not that one. The other one. Not that one either. Are you sure you know what— yeah that 33. No, I mean, it is, but there was an older one. They’re both called 33. It’s a long stor…well it’s kind of a short story.

Here’s a diagram

Anything Nakamichi made you a God.

Unfortunately there isn't really a good twisty road within an hour of my place in Houston, but when I'm at our farmhouse I make this loop around the Balcones Cayonlands NWR.

Almost. Would be optimal on steelies.

There was a time when, if your taxes were simple enough,you could call them and file thru a phone tree.

As always, the only way to read a Yarvin post is to imagine him softly whispering this to his Waifu pillow late at night.

First drive of the spring — replaced the driveshaft center support bearing this winter and that took care of a weird noise I had last fall.

It just fires up and goes after sitting all winter.

Toyota FunEscargot

Who wants to do this down the Baja peninsula in cheap Fits?

Currently there seems to be at least three different Toyotas and they all absolutely hate each other.
The motorsports branding you see will depend on which particular faction controls the marketing department on any a given day.

About the maximum real world efficiency from a Polestar2 Performance. Long drive at mostly sub highway speeds on a 70 degree day. About 3.7 miles per kWh.

Relatable posting

No one's gonna love you The way I do.

Comes with a pair of New Balance, still in box.

LAWSON ARRIVES IN STYLE

Liam Lawson turned heads today, arriving at the track in a Ford Raptor T1+. Carlos Sainz Sr. drove this car in the Dakar Rally.

#VCARB #Ford #Ausgp

Rainy day today, but it's getting warmer and will soon be a good time to take the bike and the British roadsters out to Hawks Nest (45 minutes from me).
Got any favourite roads you like?
#weirdcars #carbluesky #weirdcarbs #classiccars

Selection of interesting winter beaters at the train show in Delavan,WI today.

You have to assume that at least one of these guys was at the Capitol on Jan 6.

Probably accurate. He definitely doesn't look like a dude that has much time left.

The VK50 basically existed as an LMP3 engine. I wonder if there was a regulation saying they had to use it in a certain number of road cars.

Released in 1997, Blue/Orange Turbo Streak of FAO Schwarz History of Hot Wheels III with 5-Spoke wheels. Tampo: White 'UNOCAL', orange/white '76' logo, blue/white HW logo on spoiler, racing logos. Packaging: Eight Car Window Box. Metal Body, Metal Base. Made in China. Scarcity: 2/10

This Turbo Streak is one of the FAO Schwarz History of Hot Wheels III cars. #HotWheels #year1997

Florida is like Texas in the sense that there are at least six different Floridas and I get the appeal of maybe two of them.

At least a half kilo of cocaine still in there somewhere.

#F1
Hopium y'all.

I've gotten half a dozen so far

My F1TV subscription did not have ads 😐