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Pulp horror-punk from NYC. Also co-host of the podcast The Pod Universe. Also the B-69s guy. They/he, moth/man linktr.ee/daltondeschain

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SAVE THE DATE: Thursday, March 12th will be STELLATHON: A FUNDRAISER FOR YOUR COOL ONLINE FRIEND.

Games streamers! Artists! Storytellers! Giveaways, baby! Participants will be revealed throughout the next week.

Let’s get @antlervel.vet her money back!

Poster by @yotsuben.bsky.social.

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Condoleeza here to break up the fragile, inexperienced Rubio gameplay like the Leon Kennedy portions of RE9

06.03.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nb kid who loves candy: my pronouns are joll/he ranch/her

06.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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it's so fucked up how seeing these pictures gave me some genuine nostalgia for my teenage years lmao

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

that's why they call us The Most Bingeable Podcast About Gay Monsters. and that's a tough category!

06.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

really bummed about how much I didn't like the new George Saunders book. just felt like he was totally on autopilot. might've enjoyed it better if it was a pleasant surprise from a lesser author, but I expect more from the guy who gave us Lincoln in the Bardo

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in just a little over two months I will be a Wife

06.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

real missed opportunity to not get GloRilla on the new Gorillaz album and call it β€œIn the Midst” or some shit

06.03.2026 16:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

never seen this one! I need to get on it, the book was one of my favorite Kings when I was a kid

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Eric in Final Destination Bloodlines being hoisted into the sky by his nose ring attached to a fan while the building burns down around him

Eric in Final Destination Bloodlines being hoisted into the sky by his nose ring attached to a fan while the building burns down around him

The absolute best part of Final Destination Bloodlines is the reveal that this character actually isn't being chased by death like everyone else, and all this just happened to happen to him that day.

06.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

everyone who grew up a hose drinker ended up being a sink pisser. prove me wrong

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Hook Hand Car Door would be a lovely name for a girl

06.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

at the VERY LEAST they should put it on the Nintendo Switch Online Gamecube app

06.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

also, what's this "multiplayer" thing people are always talking about

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nearly all of the older games on here have gotten remakes/remasters EXCEPT Eternal Darkness and Resistance 2!!!! WHEN

06.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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off the top of my head

05.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

hahahahahahaha

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Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel

Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel

what fresh hell

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okay so let’s hear you commit to blocking additional funding and any more Trump nominations

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Yes! Holly and Weenie. Weenie was the only orange cat in the litter. What are yours named?

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apple.co/ArtistHour

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starting now

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I also hear you can tune in at apple.co/ArtistHour even without a subscription or account.

and that tuning in helps keep some of your favorite posters employed. not sure who tho

05.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

definitely unrelated to this post, I hear Mitski is doing an hour long special on Apple Music Radio in a half hour, and I have it on good authority that it’s really good and full of bossa nova, piano jazz, and 70s Italian film scores

05.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

with your dean koontz lookin ass

05.03.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

where is Ted 2

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omg we have cat twins (quadruplets?)

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β€œthat is simply Craig T Nelson” - @sarahnorcross.bsky.social

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