Punk Rock Kilgore Trout

Peach giggles at the irony as their latest album is titled 'Magnanimous Grease'

**all irony is funny to him--from a big guy named Tiny to "Killing in the name of god"

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In a seemingly #magnanimous gesture, pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists give their archrivals, Tequila & the Exorcists, a tub of #grease for their ailing spaceship.
It's heavily dosed with LSD, though.

Peach: I may actually go to their show tonight!

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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout: Today's post is canceled due to a severe case of #lethargy.
Kurt Kerf2, whispers: I think that just means he went to the pub with Sean again.
PRKT: WHAT? HOW DARE YOU! I WILL BEND YOU!
K2: I think he means end you?
PRKT: SHUT YOUR HIE POLE!

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Music critic Myn the Mononym (of 'It's a fucking mononym, not THE mononym. What's so hard about this to grasp?' fame) on pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists:
What's the aural equivalent of #cataracts? I wish I had those.

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The #splendor of the remote Rectallus System, with its many ringed planets and chocolate-tinged gas clouds, is only overshadowed by the terrible odour that permeates even the vacuum of space. It isn't known the ass end of the galaxy just for shits and giggles.

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In a #timid attempt to appease Gertrude Jones of Ipswich, Skiff Tugboat offers his Prince Andrew at Wimbledon commemorative spoon.
Gertrude: Ooh! And do you also have an Epstein Island spoon?
Skiff, laughs: Um, no?
Gertrude: It's war, then
Not known for morals, is our Gertrude.
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Irn-bru!

Announcement from the Awful Office of the government of the United Snakes of Amerikkka:
OUR BORED OF PEACE WILL CONTINUE ITS #QUEST FOR PEACE!* WE ARE WINNING!!!

*right after a couple of wars and this ad about why the Orange Goblin deserves the peace prize

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Thanks!!

Pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists' drummer, Skiff Tugboat, is #obsessed with commemorative spoons. What he fails to #grasp is the cutthroat nature of the hobby. For Gertrude Jones of Ipswich, UK, has recently hatched a scheme to steal his collection...

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Pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists, en route to their next gig:

Skiff Tugboat: WE HAVE ACHIEVED MAXIMUM #VELOCITY!!!
Penelope Clementine Penumbra: Dude, they're driving us in a golf cart.
Skiff: Why ya always gotta be rainin on my parade?

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The gods were surely smiling upon them. The #orbital path of comet 3.14 passing through the
atmosphere of Optimus VII was obviously a sign of great things to come and all rejoiced. Until the comet struck their moon, and the changing tides caused planet-wide devastation.

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Peach Schnapps, reading: 'Last night's performance was #stellar." Stellar?? That's lazy writing! We played under the seven moons of Y'q while four different comets passed overhead!
Kurt Kerf2: And you'd prefer...
Peach: Supernal! Empyreal!
K2: Thesaurus much? Now who's being lazy?

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"Doing stuff #knowingly is boring. I prefer to charge in pantsless and hope the power of tequila keeps me safe."
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Skiff Tugboat, who'd never #knowingly hurt a fly, did once impale a mallard after throwing his drumsticks into the crowd. It was an accident, but that didn't fly on the planet of Aves II. The fans cried foul.
The band claimed the mallard really should've ducked.

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Interview excerpt with interdimensional pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists:
Peach: #Crazed fans? Oh, we have some stories!
Kurt Kerf2: Remember when we played Hades VI? And someone threw their own head on stage??
Peach: Well, Cerberus is a big fan! And he has two more...

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Tequila & the Exorcists were a #blatant rip-off of pan-galatic peace punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists. As was their song Beat the Space Facists. It even had the same chords as Punch a Space Nazi, but Peach and the gang didn't sue--the sentiment was too important.

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Arguably the galaxy's ugliest, most #beastly looking spaceship, The Mirv was originally #designed as a cut-rate shopping haven.
Pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists 'liberated' it before it could be made into condos.
Honest Ed would be proud.

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Neville had called in 'sick' again. Jess shrugs, shovels more dead kids into the spaceship's furnace. At least the #lacuna #shift pays overtime. Still, helluva way to make a living.

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Lol, I had to read it twice!

Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Im enjoying the hell out of this steak and mushroom pie from the Fungus System, Bob!
Ko'l, did you say mushrooms??
Aye!
*Bob pales, chokes. Mushrooms?? I'm allergic!
Bob, what part of Fungus System didn't you understand?

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Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! I can't read my notes! There's so much #blood, Bob!
Ko'l, I'm sorry! Yesterday's flying bundt cake mishap--
Bob sighs: Mum always said I should've been an accountant...
Or a nurse!
Eh?
More gauze, please.
Really?
Head wounds, yo.

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What the flying fuck is wrong with him? Jebus.

Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! I was initially quite excited about the flying bundt cakes from Aves II today! But then tragedy struck, Bob!
Ko'l, your head #wound is bleeding again.
Fucking birds. Pass me the gauze, please.

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🎨Lee Fitzgerald

"#Lambent? Great. Another new word I have to figure out how to shoehorn into conversation. These word of the day calendars are the bane of communication."
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