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A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

Very well.

This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.

I was cordial, though very confused. I told her Google's AI is really unreliable and like...I want to believe that the stupid thing just happened to give her a string of numbers that just so happened to be mine, but I don't think so and I am a little unsettled.

I am disturbed. I got a random call today from some company in Ohio asking if I serviced their area. I was caught off guard. I thought it was the start of a scam at first. But no, this lady searched for a particular service and Google's fucking AI *GAVE HER MY NUMBER* as the business number!

Same here. On top of that I almost never leave the house. Best I figured someone else in the house got it but was asymptomatic so they never got sick and still passed it on. Maybe what happened to you.

Ugh I went through this recently with a stupid head cold that I have no idea where it came from. Really sucks. I hope you feel better soon!

A humidifier on the sink in front of a bathroom mirror. The combination of small "on" and "full" lights above a wide curved vent make a pleasant smiling face and on the back of the humidifier, which can be seen in the mirror, another wide curved air vent and the two screws holding it together above it make a horrified face.

Me whenever I have to communicate with other human beings #anxiety

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

I've said to someone else about this, use them anyway. Don't let them be the only ones to usurp and taint the use of a language for their bullshit or else they win and that's all it'll be associated with and ruined forever.

On a yellow post the words "Follow me home, wear my skin, assume my identity" are written in white

How sweet, someone left an early Valentine's Day note for one of our foresters 😍

A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.

A screenshot from MemTest86 displaying over 4500 errors in a computer's RAM. There is a time displaying that it's been running for just over 2 hours and 40 minutes.

OH BOY I SURE DO LOVE WAKING UP TO MY COMPUTER HARD LOCKING BECAUSE OF BAD RAM IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOTHERFUCKING RAM SHORTAGE.

To be fair, this RAM is old, but I would have liked it if it did not decide to fucking shit the bed right now.

landscape painting of a troll resting in the shade of a tree overlooking a savanna

barrens painting featuring @jimmyb.pipebomb.me 's troll

| #warcraft #troll #warcrafttroll #warcraftfanart #fanart |

Night in the Woods screenshot. Angus "I don't even believe in hell and I hope they all go straight there."

A digital painting of an ice cube, followed by several hands closed over each other with water pouring from them. Bold text on the art reads: "ICE MELTS".

so don't get too comfortable.

#art

Oh yeah, I follow him! He's excellent!

Folks need to trust their gut. These guys have a certain look. attitude, and body language about them and once you know what to look for they stick out like a sore thumb. There's a bunch of sites and resources out there that can explain it much better than I can.

5 minute Blender tutorial on YouTube: "I'm gonna show you how to easily model this scene! Get a reference! Block stuff out! Buy my addon to model the next bit! Now add some doodads! By the way buy my doodads asset pack on Gumroad for this! Now model the rest of the fucking owl! See? EASY!"

Me:

Two river otters hanging by a river bank. One otter on the rocks has a green fish in its mouth.

River otter sketch commission from a minute ago.

3 panel comic Panel 1: A desperate, panicking Blue Guy screams into his phone: Come Quickly! The AI companies are in trouble! Panel 2: A Pink Guy, also on the phone, replies: Oh Shit! I’m on my way! Panel 3: Pink Guy is relaxing in his living room, having a lovely cup of tea. He has no intention of going to help save the AI sinking slop ship.

me when the AI bubble bursts

Anti-ICE Resource Directory

I updated my anti-ICE database this morning! If you have resource suggestions I missed, please reach out docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Thanks for that, Steve...

give them hell. 🔥🧊