Ned Hartley

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Sarah Connor: Why won’t you just die?

T-1000: Wow, what a great question! By asking that question you‘ve shown that you’re interested in life and death, and that you’re more philosophical than most. Let’s unpack that…

why dont you read books you own instead of buying new ones no read only buy

And I gotta say, I’m very, I’m disappointed to be here. Because I thought I‘d go to the best place in the afterlife when I die. People would come up to me all the time and say “Sir,” they‘d say “Sir, I’m sure you’re going to Heaven.” But now I’m here. But that’s ok. Because my lawyers are here.

Purest, undiluted Bluesky

I get worked up by people being idiots in a very smug way on BS. the solution to that is to turn it off, but…

The responses to this sum up neatly why I fucking hate Bluesky

If you think the BBC should be impartial then this is the place to let them know.

If you don’t want to pay for the BBC or have to watch adverts then this is the place to let them know.

You can‘t complain about the BBC unless you get involved

@b7comics.bsky.social are bringing back Dan Dare in the first of 3 graphic novels retooled for the 21st Century! A fab script from @alexdecampi.bsky.social and @marclaming.bsky.social art is just stonking. This won’t happen without your support so sign up here.
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Look at how the brilliant linework by @pauljholden.com works with the fantastic colours by Jack Davies! I love how collaborative and exciting comics can be as a medium!

2000 AD Prog 2473 is out on 11th March - featuring JUDGE DREDD: CLIMATE CRISIS, Part Three by:

📝 Script: @robwilliams71.bsky.social & @nedhartley.com
✏️ Art: @pauljholden.com
🎨 Colours: Jack Davies
💬 Letters: Annie Parkhouse

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Markwayne is the placeholder name you give to a villain when you’re busy writing the more fun bits of a YA novel

You‘re all making jokes but Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas is one of the most important roles in the Hunger Games

The not quite long enough arm of the law

That’ll sting a bit.

May I suggest the upcoming Judge Grrrrr story we did for Judge Dredd Megazine - Judge T.Rex

Also the baby doesn’t understand if you called it a knob, so what is this woman whining about.

⚠️ Important London air pollution update for Friday 6 March.

⚠️ I’ve triggered a high pollution alert due to a forecast of particulate levels mainly caused by Saharan dust.

⚠️ Protect the most vulnerable by avoiding unnecessary car trips, engine idling and burning garden waste.

Here's some of my black & white art from the forthcoming Judge Grrr strip written by my good bud @nedhartley.com Ned Hartley. It'll be in this month's Judge Dredd Megazine. This was very much out of my comfort zone but so glad I had the chance to do this.

What does success look like for you, Ned?

Writing a comic where a dinosaur in a Judge’s helmet dispenses bloody justice in the Cursed Earth.

Albion Treasury of British Comics 2026 edition cover

Albion returns to print in 2026 with a new collection courtesy of The Treasury of British Comics!
Classic comic characters return in Albion plotted by the legendary Alan Moore, scripted by the team of Leah Moore & John Reppion, with art by Shane Oakley.

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LAWMAN OF THE FUT-GRRRR!

Judge Grrrr returns in Megazine 490, out 18th March! Subscribe today: https://bit.ly/2Ws04uc

Wild that for as long I can remember there’s been endless hand wringing from the American comics industry about its decline and what they can learn from Manga etc etc etc, meanwhile 2000AD just be out here sticking judge helmets on dinosaurs and balling

Judge Grrrrr! By me and @sharkbitesteve.bsky.social! Out soon!

COVER REVEAL: POINT AND KILL!

Dredd's got terror in his sights in 2000 AD Prog 2473, out 11th March with a cover by @mark-h-sexton.bsky.social!

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Like an ancient were-elf? Actually that’s really good!

🥳 HAPPY WORLD BOOK DAY! I was lucky enough to chat to Sara Cox for the latest episode of Radio 2 Book Club, where we talked about all things WBD and Bunny Vs Monkey! You can listen to it on BBC Sounds or wherever you get your podcasts:

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@worldbookdayuk.bsky.social

World book day. Obvs

I was in a terrible mood because my train was late, but then the guard just made the announcement ”This is to all the kids who got on the train dressed for Woelf Book Day. You all got on the train very nicely and your costumes are great.”

Still need to find
[] Brains
[] Heart
[] Hot air balloon